Cadbury Moose
@cadburymoose.bsky.social
Alces alces chocolatus
Thanks to @cavyherd for the avatar.
Background image from IWM Duxford.
Tsundoku brown belt.
If you can ping the SecUnit it's way too late
No DMs please: I can't be bothered to set up a VPN to circumvent the Online Stupidity Act.
Thanks to @cavyherd for the avatar.
Background image from IWM Duxford.
Tsundoku brown belt.
If you can ping the SecUnit it's way too late
No DMs please: I can't be bothered to set up a VPN to circumvent the Online Stupidity Act.
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Link's perma ban is wrong and this should be fixed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Link's perma ban is wrong and this should be fixed.
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Okay, I'll pitch: Bond died 3 years ago. So he wakes up in Dr. Phibes' regeneration tank under MI6 Towers to find it dusty and shuttered. Then goes outside and sees flags everywhere, and Big Brother Farage gurning down from every building—
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Okay, I'll pitch: Bond died 3 years ago. So he wakes up in Dr. Phibes' regeneration tank under MI6 Towers to find it dusty and shuttered. Then goes outside and sees flags everywhere, and Big Brother Farage gurning down from every building—
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
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Don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner turning into a little pile of dust.
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner turning into a little pile of dust.
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40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable.
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable.
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
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Investing at 1100 notes
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Investing at 1100 notes
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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YOU SEE THIS CLEARING WE’RE SITTING IN? SOMEONE CLEARED THIS LAND FOR AGRICULTURE A WHILE AGO. ITS ONGOING USE FOR FOOD PRODUCTION EACH YEAR HAS A CARBON COST, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T PRODUCING FOOD, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THOSE TREES OVER THERE, WHICH STORE MORE CARBON. THE FOREGONE SEQUESTRATION CAN BE
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
YOU SEE THIS CLEARING WE’RE SITTING IN? SOMEONE CLEARED THIS LAND FOR AGRICULTURE A WHILE AGO. ITS ONGOING USE FOR FOOD PRODUCTION EACH YEAR HAS A CARBON COST, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T PRODUCING FOOD, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THOSE TREES OVER THERE, WHICH STORE MORE CARBON. THE FOREGONE SEQUESTRATION CAN BE
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Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with
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I had so many of mine set to "hide" when it should be "off."
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I had so many of mine set to "hide" when it should be "off."
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Republicans yesterday 😂
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Republicans yesterday 😂
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An Antarctica story.
Once upon a time in Club 90 South, an inebriated apprentice from Wyoming revealed a family fact. One that, at other times, might be an amusing "degrees of separation" bon mot. However the key to wit and humor is not just timing, but reading the room.
He did not.
Once upon a time in Club 90 South, an inebriated apprentice from Wyoming revealed a family fact. One that, at other times, might be an amusing "degrees of separation" bon mot. However the key to wit and humor is not just timing, but reading the room.
He did not.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An Antarctica story.
Once upon a time in Club 90 South, an inebriated apprentice from Wyoming revealed a family fact. One that, at other times, might be an amusing "degrees of separation" bon mot. However the key to wit and humor is not just timing, but reading the room.
He did not.
Once upon a time in Club 90 South, an inebriated apprentice from Wyoming revealed a family fact. One that, at other times, might be an amusing "degrees of separation" bon mot. However the key to wit and humor is not just timing, but reading the room.
He did not.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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at point blank range the right subway sandwich could give a guy high blood pressure!
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
at point blank range the right subway sandwich could give a guy high blood pressure!
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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fun halloween idea: frighten your bank by sending unreasonable amounts of money to my paypal account
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
fun halloween idea: frighten your bank by sending unreasonable amounts of money to my paypal account
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Come to Bluesky where adults roam the site all day fact-checking jokes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Come to Bluesky where adults roam the site all day fact-checking jokes.
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Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.
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Happy National Cat Day from
Little Tony
Little Tony
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy National Cat Day from
Little Tony
Little Tony
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You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.