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Byro[Hallowee]n
@byronic.bsky.social
Leftist punk-ass CSPAM poster. Kicking down the door and here to help.

Max-level devops just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty.

ex-catholic (ask me anything about it). [he/they]
Pinned
as I often say, dems delenda est. I don't know if it's possible for us to TEA Party them at this point especially given my experiences with the AL dems, but damn am I up for it. Throw them all in the trash
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elizabeth, this is your lawyer speaking.

keep posting this shit it's funny as fuck
"I'm a rando who prefers to believe that everything is a conspiracy and am happy to tell women that I know better than she does how their literal job works" That a news org makes an editorial decision you wouldn't (or I wouldn't) doesn't mean someone is killing a story on behalf of a powerful person
"I write for the New York Times, and I can assure you that we've never buried stories on behalf of powerful people, many of those powerful people being part of NYT management. We only publish what's fit to print, like Zohran's application to Columbia that was leaked by a white nationalist"
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Anyway, he struck his high school girlfriend and blamed it on the influence of hip hop music
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I'm Thomas Chatterton Williams, and as the reality of our entire political and cultural elite's deep enmeshment with pedophilia and sex trafficking goes from obvious to undeniable, I will be writing about how it's bad to have principles.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
now here's a ES NPC I would feel justified in slaughtering
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Cleaning out pictures from my phone and this one stays.

Thank you Buster Bronco.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty

Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Hey Shrek, sounds rough. Here’s the cure: quit the Senate and move to Israel, where you can be 100% devoted to it 24/7. Everybody wins!
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”

-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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What if ea-nasir was a good guy who got screwed over by *his* supplier? Or maybe his buyers had bad vibes??
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Another "Ah well, nevertheless" imminent
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Surpeise! Centrist liberals were actually just fascists
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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terminal Math Brain truly is a cancer that is eating the world
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tip to toe it just kept escalating
The most chaotically unhinged Make Some Noise episode to date
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
things you can do that have a direct impact on people, Volume III
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(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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not -wholly- endearing to see all the "trust schumer"-posters deleting all their takes from yesterday, but it is entertaining at least
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
in the interest injecting some positivity, donating to these is better 1Mx than donating to political campaigns

- @yellowfund.bsky.social does awesome work and actually fights for people
- food banks still need help, and money to food banks in your area goes way farther than canned goods 1/
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
another heaping helping of weapons-grade succ from the 'opposition' party that sure seems to help republicans get their shit over the finish line time after time
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Ezra fucking Klein has a lot of goddamn nerve.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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It's so weird how you guys keep saying you're the only ones who could possibly resist the GOP, and that you'll keep fighting for Americans, and then mysteriously the congressional GOP keeps getting everything it wants. #politics
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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You don’t get to surrender in a fight YOU WERE WINNING then immediately turn around and claim you will keep fighting. My man, we have eyes. We can see you are still holding a white flag.

For the love of all that is good and pure, RESIGN.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM