BUTTBIRD
@buttbird.bsky.social
Jew. Single Dad. RN, teacher, historian, former pretend astronaut I don't have a lot of focus.
Blue Wave grifters love to advocate for the punishment of children for the sins of their parents.
Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls.
Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls.
when those kids grow up hungry they can learn the real reason is because their parents are selfish assholes
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Blue Wave grifters love to advocate for the punishment of children for the sins of their parents.
Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls.
Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls.
Some people are unbelievable
July 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some people are unbelievable
I could be fuckin rich running a restaurant in Britain
Here’s a thread of cheese fries you can get at soccer stadiums in the U.K.
July 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I could be fuckin rich running a restaurant in Britain
Movie you've watched more than six times
June 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life.
June 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life.
Who is "they" in this post. This is incomprehensible.
I've read the onion & most of what they lampoon are astute critiques of how they can actually improve their image & have influential messaging. actually staying powerful & affluent requires shutting up & listening to your lawyer, meanwhile their acting like R Kelly with that quomo nomination.
June 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Who is "they" in this post. This is incomprehensible.
Who would have thought that the world's stupidest man would resort to violence when he can't get what he wants?
June 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who would have thought that the world's stupidest man would resort to violence when he can't get what he wants?
I worked for Al Unser. "Minor" because he was a mean, petty, small man who came to work drunk and wanted his nonprofits to "make him some money."
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I worked for Al Unser. "Minor" because he was a mean, petty, small man who came to work drunk and wanted his nonprofits to "make him some money."
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Los Angeles, CA -
You heard it here first folks. Protesters ran into an apartment building were initially detained, but were let in by residents of the apartment building and then were sheltered by residents in the building. LAPD has given up on the detainments and are gone now.
You heard it here first folks. Protesters ran into an apartment building were initially detained, but were let in by residents of the apartment building and then were sheltered by residents in the building. LAPD has given up on the detainments and are gone now.
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Los Angeles, CA -
You heard it here first folks. Protesters ran into an apartment building were initially detained, but were let in by residents of the apartment building and then were sheltered by residents in the building. LAPD has given up on the detainments and are gone now.
You heard it here first folks. Protesters ran into an apartment building were initially detained, but were let in by residents of the apartment building and then were sheltered by residents in the building. LAPD has given up on the detainments and are gone now.
Block this person for their bigotry and don't believe them when the try to falsely associate themselves with Judaism. He is a gentile pretending relation to Judaism to justify his hate.
Then forget he exists.
Then forget he exists.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Block this person for their bigotry and don't believe them when the try to falsely associate themselves with Judaism. He is a gentile pretending relation to Judaism to justify his hate.
Then forget he exists.
Then forget he exists.
Did this work out how you thought it would - is that why you turned off comments?
June 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Did this work out how you thought it would - is that why you turned off comments?
Toad is stealing that cop car, right? RIGHT?!!?
June 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Toad is stealing that cop car, right? RIGHT?!!?
ABQ police were so excited to kill a suspect that they shot and killed their own police dog.
Maybe they need to start only training white dogs for the force so the cops know not to shoot them?
Maybe they need to start only training white dogs for the force so the cops know not to shoot them?
June 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ABQ police were so excited to kill a suspect that they shot and killed their own police dog.
Maybe they need to start only training white dogs for the force so the cops know not to shoot them?
Maybe they need to start only training white dogs for the force so the cops know not to shoot them?
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I don’t know how to summarize this new Racket so you’ll just have to read the whole thing (it isn’t long)
theracket.news/p/what-story...
theracket.news/p/what-story...
What story is the Boulder attack part of?
Narratives matter, part infinity
theracket.news
June 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know how to summarize this new Racket so you’ll just have to read the whole thing (it isn’t long)
theracket.news/p/what-story...
theracket.news/p/what-story...
Some crazy lib accused me of sending him "nazi and racist images through DM" then blocked me.
May 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Some crazy lib accused me of sending him "nazi and racist images through DM" then blocked me.
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we need to elect this man as our mayor
We’re just two months away from Election Day, yet 50% of New Yorkers still have no idea who I am or what this movement is all about.
The only way we can win is by bringing our message to as many doors as possible — and we need your help to do so.
The only way we can win is by bringing our message to as many doors as possible — and we need your help to do so.
April 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
we need to elect this man as our mayor
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HES NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER
April 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
HES NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
This tastes like Malibu rum and gas station cologne. Notes of old popcorn and hummingbird food.
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This tastes like Malibu rum and gas station cologne. Notes of old popcorn and hummingbird food.
Four cards to get to know me:
April 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Four cards to get to know me:
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good morning to trans people specifically! thank you for being exactly who you are, which no court in the world has or ever will have any authority over
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
good morning to trans people specifically! thank you for being exactly who you are, which no court in the world has or ever will have any authority over
I'm in a work meeting and they are playing Jeopardy as a warm up activity.
All the questions are about work. THAT WE DO EVERY DAY.
All the questions are about work. THAT WE DO EVERY DAY.
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm in a work meeting and they are playing Jeopardy as a warm up activity.
All the questions are about work. THAT WE DO EVERY DAY.
All the questions are about work. THAT WE DO EVERY DAY.