петух штык ⌛️Memento Mori⌛️ 🇵🇷 🇮🇪
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Damn bro why did I never get to go to the dentist with the oculus rift I would love being able to play beat saber as they numb my shit up
June 30, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Damn bro why did I never get to go to the dentist with the oculus rift I would love being able to play beat saber as they numb my shit up
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them: "shoot your shot"
me: :: faves your skeet :: 🥺🥺🥺
me: :: faves your skeet :: 🥺🥺🥺
June 30, 2024 at 5:59 AM
them: "shoot your shot"
me: :: faves your skeet :: 🥺🥺🥺
me: :: faves your skeet :: 🥺🥺🥺
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oh hey baby are you a fleshlight because what the fuck is that terrible smell
April 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
oh hey baby are you a fleshlight because what the fuck is that terrible smell
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I think I hate people too easily
April 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I think I hate people too easily
proud of this one fr
January 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
proud of this one fr
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Little guy is home and had some breakfast — a great sign that the pancreatitis is clearing up :)
January 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Little guy is home and had some breakfast — a great sign that the pancreatitis is clearing up :)
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✨trash flies across the country✨
January 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
✨trash flies across the country✨
i think we should all get back to doing cute shit we would do as friends in grade school
this Valentine’s Day BET ima be passing out valentines to all my friends with candy in em 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
this Valentine’s Day BET ima be passing out valentines to all my friends with candy in em 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
January 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
i think we should all get back to doing cute shit we would do as friends in grade school
this Valentine’s Day BET ima be passing out valentines to all my friends with candy in em 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
this Valentine’s Day BET ima be passing out valentines to all my friends with candy in em 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
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I'm watching two seagulls in a parking lot fighting over an empty ketchup packet and my brain has captioned it 'The Left'
January 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I'm watching two seagulls in a parking lot fighting over an empty ketchup packet and my brain has captioned it 'The Left'
rediscovered this image again and currently sobbing
January 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
rediscovered this image again and currently sobbing
Isn’t the plot of momma mia just that her mom was a gigantic whore 20 years ago
December 28, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Isn’t the plot of momma mia just that her mom was a gigantic whore 20 years ago
Gonna name my next pet dryer lint
December 4, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Gonna name my next pet dryer lint
bro they made the nasty patty irl
November 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
bro they made the nasty patty irl
they executed the bird and not the dude that left the window open???? 😭😭😭what.
November 15, 2023 at 11:17 PM
they executed the bird and not the dude that left the window open???? 😭😭😭what.
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He seems like a shitty guy
October 23, 2023 at 3:04 PM
He seems like a shitty guy
When you have a good dream, but wake up wanting to dance on train tracks so you’re like “Oh no! Not good! At least I have my weed! Then the first thing on your feed is this suggested to you from a poetry page that shares your Ex’s first name
November 14, 2023 at 3:50 PM
When you have a good dream, but wake up wanting to dance on train tracks so you’re like “Oh no! Not good! At least I have my weed! Then the first thing on your feed is this suggested to you from a poetry page that shares your Ex’s first name
girl dinner
October 17, 2023 at 12:02 AM
girl dinner
Why do the deranged crackheads that get fired from my workplace keep insisting that I’m their new best friend
October 14, 2023 at 12:39 PM
Why do the deranged crackheads that get fired from my workplace keep insisting that I’m their new best friend
when he pets your head and calls you a good girl
October 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
when he pets your head and calls you a good girl
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hey google what is the healthiest menthol cigarette
October 6, 2023 at 3:04 PM
hey google what is the healthiest menthol cigarette
watching kitchen nightmares and bar rescue on 2x speed is so fucking funny especially when the screaming starts
October 6, 2023 at 3:20 PM
watching kitchen nightmares and bar rescue on 2x speed is so fucking funny especially when the screaming starts