Donkey Wrestler
@businessdonkey.bsky.social
Wrestling mark, natural medicine enthusiast, parent, nerd. I grow cannabis in the desert of Arizona and give most of it away for free
A weird thing about growing/occasionally breeding is getting to smoke strains that may have never existed before and may never exist again. One of my plants was a mystery, producing this jar's worth of flower. I'll never know what it was, or be able to reproduce it. All we are is dust in the wind.
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A weird thing about growing/occasionally breeding is getting to smoke strains that may have never existed before and may never exist again. One of my plants was a mystery, producing this jar's worth of flower. I'll never know what it was, or be able to reproduce it. All we are is dust in the wind.
My girlfriend ate a 100mg caramel, thinking it was a 10. A 10 normally knocks her on her ass, but she wanted to take it because she was hurting. Wife and I have been babysitting her :p
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My girlfriend ate a 100mg caramel, thinking it was a 10. A 10 normally knocks her on her ass, but she wanted to take it because she was hurting. Wife and I have been babysitting her :p
Ilja wins the US title. I love it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ilja wins the US title. I love it.
Who wants to see a picture with boobs and weed?
(Mainly just trying to see how many followers are actually still around, but I swear there is a pic of weed and boobs that is my homegrown weed)
(Mainly just trying to see how many followers are actually still around, but I swear there is a pic of weed and boobs that is my homegrown weed)
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Who wants to see a picture with boobs and weed?
(Mainly just trying to see how many followers are actually still around, but I swear there is a pic of weed and boobs that is my homegrown weed)
(Mainly just trying to see how many followers are actually still around, but I swear there is a pic of weed and boobs that is my homegrown weed)
The end of one branch of one of my plants. Deadpool diamond painting for scale (30cmx40cm)
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The end of one branch of one of my plants. Deadpool diamond painting for scale (30cmx40cm)
I bet you wish you could smell this pic.
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I bet you wish you could smell this pic.
Man, I love growing cannabis and seeing how it grows. This grew in the canopy of another plant, so it just kept stretching up
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Man, I love growing cannabis and seeing how it grows. This grew in the canopy of another plant, so it just kept stretching up
Drying time. A fraction of what I have to harvest. Anyone in the Phoenix area want any free flower?
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Drying time. A fraction of what I have to harvest. Anyone in the Phoenix area want any free flower?
My wife seemed jealous I brushed my girlfriend's hair.
"In 15 years, you've never brushed mine"
"You never asked. She did"
I'll be brushing the wife's hair later.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
#marriage
"In 15 years, you've never brushed mine"
"You never asked. She did"
I'll be brushing the wife's hair later.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
#marriage
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My wife seemed jealous I brushed my girlfriend's hair.
"In 15 years, you've never brushed mine"
"You never asked. She did"
I'll be brushing the wife's hair later.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
#marriage
"In 15 years, you've never brushed mine"
"You never asked. She did"
I'll be brushing the wife's hair later.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
#marriage
Me, talking with a woman at the gym when we were between sets on machines next to each other: "I like your Kirby socks"
Her: "thank you, I grew up playing it on the Wii"
Damn I feel old
Her: "thank you, I grew up playing it on the Wii"
Damn I feel old
May 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me, talking with a woman at the gym when we were between sets on machines next to each other: "I like your Kirby socks"
Her: "thank you, I grew up playing it on the Wii"
Damn I feel old
Her: "thank you, I grew up playing it on the Wii"
Damn I feel old
A week and a half til I start wrestling school. Weeeeee
May 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A week and a half til I start wrestling school. Weeeeee
Got my blue belt in karate and the wrestling academy I reached out to asked me when I want to start.... Woooo:)
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Got my blue belt in karate and the wrestling academy I reached out to asked me when I want to start.... Woooo:)
I think, at age 40, I'm gonna go to a pro wrestling school. Any thoughts?
April 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I think, at age 40, I'm gonna go to a pro wrestling school. Any thoughts?
Watching "love is blind UK"... It's weird because they're all nice people and I want to see them happy, whereas the American version, I kind of just want the set to burn down with them all trapped inside because they're all horrible people
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Watching "love is blind UK"... It's weird because they're all nice people and I want to see them happy, whereas the American version, I kind of just want the set to burn down with them all trapped inside because they're all horrible people
At Safeway, in ice cream aisle. See beautiful woman standing there buying the pints of Hagen daz, taking awhile to decide. She asks if she's blocking my way, and says she can't decide what to get since you have to buy 3 to get the price. We talk about wasted ice cream...
March 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
At Safeway, in ice cream aisle. See beautiful woman standing there buying the pints of Hagen daz, taking awhile to decide. She asks if she's blocking my way, and says she can't decide what to get since you have to buy 3 to get the price. We talk about wasted ice cream...
(ex) wife and I finally told our boys (10 and 12) that we had been split up for the last 3+ years. It's been a difficult day
February 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(ex) wife and I finally told our boys (10 and 12) that we had been split up for the last 3+ years. It's been a difficult day
Last night, I finally had the courage to ask out the woman at the dispensary (I've seen her there for years, and recently, she had seemed much more interested in me)
Apparently they aren't allowed to date medical patients. Or, that was just her way of letting me down easy.
Apparently they aren't allowed to date medical patients. Or, that was just her way of letting me down easy.
February 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Last night, I finally had the courage to ask out the woman at the dispensary (I've seen her there for years, and recently, she had seemed much more interested in me)
Apparently they aren't allowed to date medical patients. Or, that was just her way of letting me down easy.
Apparently they aren't allowed to date medical patients. Or, that was just her way of letting me down easy.
My life has an irony factor that would make Alanis Morrissette think it was over the top
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My life has an irony factor that would make Alanis Morrissette think it was over the top
I saw a rainbow dildo attached to the windshield of a car on the road today.
I also saw this tweet.
I'm much more afraid of the tweet
I also saw this tweet.
I'm much more afraid of the tweet
February 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I saw a rainbow dildo attached to the windshield of a car on the road today.
I also saw this tweet.
I'm much more afraid of the tweet
I also saw this tweet.
I'm much more afraid of the tweet
First time I've been under 200 pounds since grade school.
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
First time I've been under 200 pounds since grade school.
She ain't quite done, but close
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She ain't quite done, but close
My parents, who voted for trump, told me "I'm glad we aren't gonna be around to see how this all ends up"
Wtf is wrong with these people?
Wtf is wrong with these people?
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My parents, who voted for trump, told me "I'm glad we aren't gonna be around to see how this all ends up"
Wtf is wrong with these people?
Wtf is wrong with these people?
"you want my kids to put a what in their mouth? What kind of dentist are you?"
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"you want my kids to put a what in their mouth? What kind of dentist are you?"
20 minutes into Section 31, and holy shit...this reminds me of a low budget 1980s sci-fi heist made for tv movie
February 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
20 minutes into Section 31, and holy shit...this reminds me of a low budget 1980s sci-fi heist made for tv movie