Burrito of the Ska
@burritomouth.bsky.social
Ska fanatic, gymrat, maker of the yuk-yuks.
Cool, the MicroSD card I got for my Switch came with an ad for a subscription.
What the fuck are we doing??!
What the fuck are we doing??!
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cool, the MicroSD card I got for my Switch came with an ad for a subscription.
What the fuck are we doing??!
What the fuck are we doing??!
Candy that plays music in your mouth.
What the fuck are we doing??!
What the fuck are we doing??!
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Candy that plays music in your mouth.
What the fuck are we doing??!
What the fuck are we doing??!
Alkaline phone chargers. What the fuck are we doing??
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Alkaline phone chargers. What the fuck are we doing??
We need more shame.
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We need more shame.
Listening to the new Hypecast by @gamefullyun.bsky.social, I wanna clear something up to @adamtodbrown.bsky.social: “skankiest” is a pun, as Humboldt County ain’t big, and there ain’t a lot of ska fans here. I went to three ska shows last month in SF, Sac, and Redding and skanked my ass off!
February 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Listening to the new Hypecast by @gamefullyun.bsky.social, I wanna clear something up to @adamtodbrown.bsky.social: “skankiest” is a pun, as Humboldt County ain’t big, and there ain’t a lot of ska fans here. I went to three ska shows last month in SF, Sac, and Redding and skanked my ass off!
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren’t that good
November 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren’t that good
Is there a single movie experience that would be more ruined by ads for toilet paper or casino apps or whatever every 6 minutes?
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Is there a single movie experience that would be more ruined by ads for toilet paper or casino apps or whatever every 6 minutes?
Didja know that when you’re having a grumpy day (or a nice day) you can go by the humane society and they’ll let you play with the baby poochies? For FREE???
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Didja know that when you’re having a grumpy day (or a nice day) you can go by the humane society and they’ll let you play with the baby poochies? For FREE???
Dude, what the fuck are we doing?
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Dude, what the fuck are we doing?
Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Post a ship that’s not Star Wars or Star Trek
I’m blowing my cats’ minds by giving Vinny them a portion of Country Dinner and a portion of Sea Captain’s Catch instead of two portions of one flavor. They don’t know WHAT to make of the world today!
November 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I’m blowing my cats’ minds by giving Vinny them a portion of Country Dinner and a portion of Sea Captain’s Catch instead of two portions of one flavor. They don’t know WHAT to make of the world today!
10 Ska Artists to know me:
• Slapstick
• The Planet Smashers
• Bite Me Bambi
• Reel Big Fish
• Mustard Plug
• Backyard Superheroes
• Sam the Butcher
• HEY-SMITH
• The Specials
• We Are The Union
• Slapstick
• The Planet Smashers
• Bite Me Bambi
• Reel Big Fish
• Mustard Plug
• Backyard Superheroes
• Sam the Butcher
• HEY-SMITH
• The Specials
• We Are The Union
Let’s start a trend, Ska Twitter.
10 Ska Artists to know me:
- Rude Bones
- The Planet Smashers
- Talco
- Hepcat
- Scafull King
- Oi-Skall Mates
- Bad Manners
- Catbite
- Voodoo Glow Skulls
- Mutiny
10 Ska Artists to know me:
- Rude Bones
- The Planet Smashers
- Talco
- Hepcat
- Scafull King
- Oi-Skall Mates
- Bad Manners
- Catbite
- Voodoo Glow Skulls
- Mutiny
November 15, 2024 at 6:12 AM
10 Ska Artists to know me:
• Slapstick
• The Planet Smashers
• Bite Me Bambi
• Reel Big Fish
• Mustard Plug
• Backyard Superheroes
• Sam the Butcher
• HEY-SMITH
• The Specials
• We Are The Union
• Slapstick
• The Planet Smashers
• Bite Me Bambi
• Reel Big Fish
• Mustard Plug
• Backyard Superheroes
• Sam the Butcher
• HEY-SMITH
• The Specials
• We Are The Union
A podcast when it’s just a couple podcasters remembering their favorite bits from The Simpsons/King of the Hill/Seinfeld/etc. That’s it. No theme, no analysis, just a simulation of 20-something slacker living rooms in the pre-social media era.
An app where dudes can connect with other dudes to just name random athletes from their youth. Nothing more, nothing less.
November 14, 2024 at 6:01 AM
A podcast when it’s just a couple podcasters remembering their favorite bits from The Simpsons/King of the Hill/Seinfeld/etc. That’s it. No theme, no analysis, just a simulation of 20-something slacker living rooms in the pre-social media era.
So what’s the culture here? Is it all engagement bait via incredibly stupid questions and takes like on Threads? White supremacy like on Twitter? Redditor supremacy like on Reddit?
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
So what’s the culture here? Is it all engagement bait via incredibly stupid questions and takes like on Threads? White supremacy like on Twitter? Redditor supremacy like on Reddit?
OYG I just delivered a pizza blasting this song, wearing this shirt, to a PUMPED 8YO wearing a TMNT shirt. Fantastic day!!
spotify.link/vgeMhGBfQHb
spotify.link/vgeMhGBfQHb
March 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM
OYG I just delivered a pizza blasting this song, wearing this shirt, to a PUMPED 8YO wearing a TMNT shirt. Fantastic day!!
spotify.link/vgeMhGBfQHb
spotify.link/vgeMhGBfQHb
The next person who says I spend too much on silly shit is really gonna regret it.
February 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
The next person who says I spend too much on silly shit is really gonna regret it.
lol watching people load their Costco haul into totes in the back of their oversized pickup because it’s raining.
Seriously fuck these pavement posers, dude.
Seriously fuck these pavement posers, dude.
February 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM
lol watching people load their Costco haul into totes in the back of their oversized pickup because it’s raining.
Seriously fuck these pavement posers, dude.
Seriously fuck these pavement posers, dude.
I’ll vote for literally anybody who promises to make corporate automated phone trees illegal.
January 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I’ll vote for literally anybody who promises to make corporate automated phone trees illegal.
Listen, I understand the struggle of being potty shy and using the stall instead of the urianal. I do.
But when there are only 2 stalls for a 200+ capacity gym and some of us are dealing with creatine shits, maybe pickituppickituppickitup??
But when there are only 2 stalls for a 200+ capacity gym and some of us are dealing with creatine shits, maybe pickituppickituppickitup??
January 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Listen, I understand the struggle of being potty shy and using the stall instead of the urianal. I do.
But when there are only 2 stalls for a 200+ capacity gym and some of us are dealing with creatine shits, maybe pickituppickituppickitup??
But when there are only 2 stalls for a 200+ capacity gym and some of us are dealing with creatine shits, maybe pickituppickituppickitup??
A story explaining that if James Bond drinks anything except a shaken, not stirred martini he would melt into an “I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream” blob because he was cursed by the ghost of Friar Tuck after disturbing the grave of Robin Hood would have really improved the 007 universe imo.
January 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
A story explaining that if James Bond drinks anything except a shaken, not stirred martini he would melt into an “I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream” blob because he was cursed by the ghost of Friar Tuck after disturbing the grave of Robin Hood would have really improved the 007 universe imo.
I wanna criticize the guy in the “whores will be whores, asshole live forever” (whatever THAT means) shortcut the gym, but, like…
January 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I wanna criticize the guy in the “whores will be whores, asshole live forever” (whatever THAT means) shortcut the gym, but, like…
Love it. Make it a ska-punk skanker and call it “Circlepot Sue”.
feminist, slut-friendly reworking of Dion DiMucci's classic Runaround Sue
January 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Love it. Make it a ska-punk skanker and call it “Circlepot Sue”.
The future is so gul’durn absurd. A recipe website is giving me the latest reworded recaps of entertainment websites’ rewordings of press releases. Who’s this helping? What’s the point? Can we just have nuclear armageddon and be done with it already??
January 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
The future is so gul’durn absurd. A recipe website is giving me the latest reworded recaps of entertainment websites’ rewordings of press releases. Who’s this helping? What’s the point? Can we just have nuclear armageddon and be done with it already??
Pretty fucked up how signing apiece of paper 10 years ago can continue to absolutely destroy your life. It’s like magic.
Great society we got here, absolutely wonderful.
Great society we got here, absolutely wonderful.
January 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Pretty fucked up how signing apiece of paper 10 years ago can continue to absolutely destroy your life. It’s like magic.
Great society we got here, absolutely wonderful.
Great society we got here, absolutely wonderful.
You think if Eddie had missed the magnet and accidentally dropped the hole on his stomach his guts would've started flopping out of him?
December 26, 2023 at 4:39 PM
You think if Eddie had missed the magnet and accidentally dropped the hole on his stomach his guts would've started flopping out of him?