new way to say "touch grass" just dropped

instead of saying "idk" we should normalize saying "I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought I thought then I wouldn't have thought I thought"

the absolute dumbest mental hack I use on myself is that every year I explain to the person administering flu/covid vaccines that I am a baby about shots, and then a) I am pretty much fine and b) they pretend to be mildly impressed about that

about this

hazel has a headache lol loser

i don 't li ke th e gre y peop le...