Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2.
Punchy Died For Your Sins
There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch.
He smells really nice.
Might be a she.
They smell really nice.
A red ghost should be scary, cause blood.
This ghost is great, cause red 40.
I like them.
I think they like me.
Punchy Died For Your Sins
There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch.
He smells really nice.
Might be a she.
They smell really nice.
A red ghost should be scary, cause blood.
This ghost is great, cause red 40.
I like them.
I think they like me.
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2.
Punchy Died For Your Sins
There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch.
He smells really nice.
Might be a she.
They smell really nice.
A red ghost should be scary, cause blood.
This ghost is great, cause red 40.
I like them.
I think they like me.
Punchy Died For Your Sins
There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch.
He smells really nice.
Might be a she.
They smell really nice.
A red ghost should be scary, cause blood.
This ghost is great, cause red 40.
I like them.
I think they like me.
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1.
I Wrote a Song
This is a song.
This is not a very good song.
It's bad.
Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
I Wrote a Song
This is a song.
This is not a very good song.
It's bad.
Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1.
I Wrote a Song
This is a song.
This is not a very good song.
It's bad.
Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
I Wrote a Song
This is a song.
This is not a very good song.
It's bad.
Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.
How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.
Did the fight crash netflix? I am getting an ssl error.
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did the fight crash netflix? I am getting an ssl error.
i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
September 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
Reposted by Bsmitty
Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
August 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
Reposted by Bsmitty
If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love.
Day 27
Day 27
August 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love.
Day 27
Day 27
My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
MisterScoot - Twitch
🎧DJ DR DAD Vinyl & Chill🎧 | #1 Sandwich Tag Streamer
www.twitch.tv
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
July 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
*take a sip*
*shrugs*
"Fuck it."
*shrugs*
"Fuck it."
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
*take a sip*
*shrugs*
"Fuck it."
*shrugs*
"Fuck it."
The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them.
I love local MILFs.
I love local MILFs.
July 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them.
I love local MILFs.
I love local MILFs.
Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.
July 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.
Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening.
#weezergetsit
#weezergetsit
July 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening.
#weezergetsit
#weezergetsit
Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."
Statement from LAPD regarding protests in the city of Los Angeles.
June 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."
Reposted by Bsmitty
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.
May 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.
"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."
The same motherfuckers who say "nobody wants to work anymore" are the assholes that let ChatGPT write their emails and build their memes
May 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."