Proof that 28 antique malls within easy driving distance can turn a hobby into a lifestyle.

A straight guy I’ve never spoken to walked up to me at the gym and said I look like Christopher Meloni.

I don’t really see it, but it’s not the first time I’ve heard it.

I said thanks and then spent the next five minutes wondering what to do with my face.

Day 23 of the gym’s AC being “almost fixed.”

It’s upper 80s degrees inside and there is no movement of air. My sweat has developed sentience.

Management says, “soon,” like it’s a magic spell.

At this point, I think they’re trying to train us for life on Sarn.

Being an American Doctor Who fan in the 80s was a mood.

I had ambitions of going outside to do an obligatory blizzard photo but it turns out yeah no.