bryantlazenby.bsky.social
@bryantlazenby.bsky.social
EdD student. Tech nerd. Instructional Designer. Wannabe foodie. He/Him.
May the light of the dumpster fire that is social media, light my way...
April 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Elon Musk is not finding “waste and abuse”. He is simply slashing regulations and firing regulators that keep you safe, just so he can add a few more zeros to his bank account.
March 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I heard the vowels have changed, it's now A E I LOVE U

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Are you breakfast cuz you're the most important part of my day

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Excuse me. I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
People be talking about donda-this and donda-that...well has it donda-pon you that I don't have your number yet?

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did your license get suspended cuz you're driving me crazy!

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...but the best way to fall is in love with me

#LazentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Excuse me, are you a barrier constructed across a river to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply? Because...dam

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What's your favorite insect? Mine is the butterflies you gave me.

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You know what thing suits you the most? My surname.

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey babe. C_ddles and k_isses. What's missing?

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm gonna have to start charging you rent cuz you spend all day in my mind

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hey babe lemme tie your shoes so you don't fall for anyone else...

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm studying to become a historian. I'm especially interested in finding a date.

#LazentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
1) Chili garlic tuna, roasted broccoli and rice
2) Spicy chicken noodle bowls
3) Big Mac salad
4) Sourdough donuts

#WhatsBryantBiting
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Worth noting that McConnell refusing to whip votes to convict Trump at his impeachment trial (or vote himself to convict) is *why* we’re now in a position where a trade war with our allies could happen. If McConnell is looking for the person at fault, he might want to consult a mirror.
Mitch McConnell: Tariffs "will drive the cost of everything up. In other words, it will be paid for by American consumers. I mean, why would you want to get in a fight with your allies over this?"
February 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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If you take down a Confederate memorial that was literally dedicated to promote white supremacy, that’s “erasing history.”

But if you hide pictures of accomplished women, that’s just fighting wokeness.
Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lots of good things came outta my kitchen this week:
-Gingered Pumpkin Bisque w/ Shrimp
-Shrimp & Cauliflower "grits"
-Smashburgers
-Steak BLT Salad w/ fried pickles and pickle ranch

#WhatsBryantBiting
February 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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If you weren’t clear: a President ordering a Federal health and disease agency to delete pages on its website is a public health crisis.
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
January 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#WhatsBryantBiting
1. Parmesan ditalini & Chicken Parm
2. Foccacia Strata
3. Chicken Tortilla Soup
January 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hmmm, it's weird how these "patriots" can breathe with their faces covered as they march in D.C. but struggled during COVID times 🤔
January 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Please let this die quickly to never be entertained again

www.cnbc.com/2025/01/23/t...
Constitutional amendment to allow Trump third term introduced in the House
President Donald Trump has hinted at the possibility of somehow serving a third term in office.
www.cnbc.com
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM