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Email writer, JRPG Dad
Looking at a shirt that says "My Boss is a Jewish CARPENTER" on the chiyoda line
August 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I liked Sinners. It was sort the Expedition 33 of vampire movies.
July 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Tokyo weather this week
March 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Niné got this on her birthday.
It eclipsed the Legos I got her.
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bay area
January 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Descriptive alt text: Friendly pirate with a gun
December 8, 2024 at 8:47 AM
A lot easier to leave X than it was to leave Twitter
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Hanna Barbera were two people.

I know this because they list their names separately in the credits when we watch Japanese dub of tom and Jerry in the waiting room of my daughter's doctor.
October 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Can't tell if I'm jealous or this album's bad
July 26, 2024 at 1:47 PM
The world is a vampire
July 25, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Camping is a life demake
July 24, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Is it still imposter syndrome if I am an imposter?
May 31, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Listening to The Three Musketeers for the first time.

It is the tonal prototype for Marvel movies.
May 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Everyone is somebody's normie
December 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Every city is a big mall
November 11, 2023 at 8:42 AM
I got a PS5 from my parents. My wife is pissed.

I have never felt more conflicted.
October 6, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Dear Santa, I'm 35 and want a toy fake gun for Christmas
September 26, 2023 at 10:15 PM
The Flash and Matrix Resurrections are the same movie
September 24, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Spike Spiegel if he didn't die
September 17, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Rainy day
September 15, 2023 at 8:53 AM
3 Salarymen enter the elevator rapping along to Rich Flex:
"That's just what a ***** on"

Me exiting the elevator looks back.

Them:
September 6, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Niné called the crust of the thin crust pizza "the crunch" and i actively stopped myself from correcting so I can enjoy her childhood a second longer
August 27, 2023 at 9:59 AM
I can't listen to pink tape because I can feel the self-consciousness of Uzi vert
August 26, 2023 at 3:07 AM
My feed is gone?
August 12, 2023 at 11:41 PM
No one sold out like Pharrell sold out

But like daft punk
August 8, 2023 at 7:47 AM