Brownandbella
brownandbella.bsky.social
Brownandbella
@brownandbella.bsky.social
Combine:

2c Martha Stewart 🥘🛋️
1c Lil Kim 🎤
1/2c “The Woo Woo Lady” 🪄
2 tbsp of Vedic Astrology 🌙

Bake at 350°

You’re getting close to my essence! #WooSky #TheHoodooHindu
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I’m really getting married, y’all! Tryna get @bsky.app to partner with me on some wedding content!! 🤞🏾
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Yall keep coddling these “I dont like either candidate” dumb shits. That is how we got here. White folks gon white folks.
January 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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“You cant call people stupid” I JUST DID!
a woman wearing sunglasses says who 's gonna check me boo from bravo
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses says who 's gonna check me boo from bravo
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Not having physical items was convenient until it wasn’t. Because now they don’t really want you to own anything and they can take it all away randomly and then you’ll be renting stupid shit forever.
We're gonna have to go back to physical media to ensure we have what we want.
January 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We know 😂
January 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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This is so relatable I could die
January 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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These fireworks ain’t givin “economic anxiety” I know that much!!!
a woman in a plaid shirt and shorts is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt and shorts is standing in a hallway .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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CAUSE MAYBE IF U CARED ENOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE TO CARE SO MUCH
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I had to come over here to chuckle a bit about it bc sometimes over there makes you feel crazy bc like?? Girl? Wtf are you talking about? 😂
December 31, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Y’all why someone was arguing with me on Twitter about salt in pasta water??? She said the salt can’t absorb into the pasta from the water bc it gets dissolved by the water. She said it’s pointless to salt pasta water. After a video of chefs showed how much you should put in 😂
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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it’s me at the gym wearing these leggings & a nignog i don’t know walks up to me and whispers “muuustaaaaaaardd” 🤣
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Police are searching for a burglar who stole more than £10 million ($12.5 million) worth of bespoke jewelry in north-west London in what is thought to be one of the biggest thefts from a British home.
More than $12 million worth of jewelry and Hermes bags stolen from London home | CNN
Police are searching for a burglar who stole more than £10 million ($12.5 million) worth of bespoke jewelry in north-west London in what is thought to be one of the biggest thefts from a British home.
www.cnn.com
December 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I just came in here to check on y’all and this the first thing I see. Chile.
My dad left my mom for her mom in 2007 and then got married in 2013 in Vegas and this year on their 11th anniversary my grandma/stepmother was bragging about how lucky she is to have scored such a good "hubby" like him, hence the nasty text message I sent them.
December 27, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
If you’re eating it in 2024 you deserve whatever hell comes out of your bowels.
Y'all barbarians eating Taco Bell?
December 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
And now they dress very “minimal” trying to pretend they don’t actually care about clothes but it’s all branded down with $3K pants that only their other very posh income mates recognize as being brands for quietly signaling their wealth to each other.
One fascinating thing about rich people is how in the mid 20th century they switched from crazy, ostentatious displays of wealth and leisure (think the Gilded Age) to working more hours and pretending to be "regular people" so they could justify their wealth by claiming to work harder lol.
December 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I’m still mad but they needed to right that wrong somehow and give him one so they did. Bc if he NEVER got one, we’d riot 😂
i don’t even like to acknowledge the training day oscar, tbh. the academy rewarding denzel for being himself and not when he melts into a role SHOULD enrage people. they’re preparing to do it again! if it only enrages one person, i am that person.
December 22, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Throw that whole dept away tbh
December 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Your bed feels so much better when you're not supposed to be in it. Don't have time for a nap? Lay down for a sec and see if it ain't the best feeling bed ever.
December 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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At the scene of the Amazon strike:

The NYPD has now erected barricades to allow Amazon contractors to enter and leave the distribution center, helping Amazon break the picket line.
December 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — New York mayor's former chief adviser, her son and two real estate investors are charged in a bribery conspiracy.
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Guys, the bird flu situation is escalating and people so pay attention. Don’t freak out, but don’t be unaware.

Free link.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/h...
California Declares an Emergency Over Bird Flu in Cattle (Gift Article)
Officials have discovered the virus in 645 dairy herds, more than in any other state so far.
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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You know what else they need to start doing? Go back to drawing those political cartoons like they did back in the day because people were illiterate. People are illiterate again so stop writing these deep ass articles and draw these idiots pictures.
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM