Britt Bacon
@brittbacon.bsky.social
When the ketamine kicks in
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When the ketamine kicks in
Only 3 more days left for a child to ask me how old I am without laughing (67)🎂
#southpark
#southpark
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Only 3 more days left for a child to ask me how old I am without laughing (67)🎂
#southpark
#southpark
I’m betting orange guy doesn’t sign off on the end to the shutdown, and he will give spurious reasons why.
BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m betting orange guy doesn’t sign off on the end to the shutdown, and he will give spurious reasons why.
This 100+ year old law needs to go away.
Daylight saving time, throws a monkey wrench into our circadian rhythms.
If we could get world leaders to agree on just one thing, eliminating this practice, perhaps the world would be a happier place…
Being on the same page is so important.
Daylight saving time, throws a monkey wrench into our circadian rhythms.
If we could get world leaders to agree on just one thing, eliminating this practice, perhaps the world would be a happier place…
Being on the same page is so important.
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This 100+ year old law needs to go away.
Daylight saving time, throws a monkey wrench into our circadian rhythms.
If we could get world leaders to agree on just one thing, eliminating this practice, perhaps the world would be a happier place…
Being on the same page is so important.
Daylight saving time, throws a monkey wrench into our circadian rhythms.
If we could get world leaders to agree on just one thing, eliminating this practice, perhaps the world would be a happier place…
Being on the same page is so important.
It’s an arch for ants!
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s an arch for ants!
For the record, it wasn’t me.
The Pentagon confirmed that it accepted an anonymous $130 million donation to help offset the cost of troops’ salaries and benefits during the shutdown.
Pentagon accepts anonymous $130 million donation to help pay troops during government shutdown
The donation will hardly make a dent in the billions of dollars used to pay troops every cycle.
nbcnews.to
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
For the record, it wasn’t me.
It’s 2025; where’s my flying car?
when will evolution give me wings
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s 2025; where’s my flying car?
Reposted by Britt Bacon
when will evolution give me wings
October 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
when will evolution give me wings
not sure when my dick fell off, wish i could re-member it
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m old enough to remember this scary Tylenol story, which led to increased safety packaging, and helped save many lives.
This new Tylenol “story” will not.
This new Tylenol “story” will not.
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m old enough to remember this scary Tylenol story, which led to increased safety packaging, and helped save many lives.
This new Tylenol “story” will not.
This new Tylenol “story” will not.
Happy International Cat Day with a full moon from Gatsby!
August 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Happy International Cat Day with a full moon from Gatsby!
Why it’s difficult to have outdoor dinner parties.
#wheresGatsby
#wheresGatsby
August 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why it’s difficult to have outdoor dinner parties.
#wheresGatsby
#wheresGatsby
Another thing he has in common with h*tler.
“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” President Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, which reported on the bawdy birthday gift to Jeffrey Epstein.
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
Here’s a look at four pictures he’s drawn:
Trump said he ‘never wrote a picture in my life.’ Here are four.
Trump claims he’s never made drawings. He’s done many. Here are four examples.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Another thing he has in common with h*tler.
The rest of the world plays chess, while we’re sadly playing checkers.
US 🇺🇸 farmers face tough outlook as China 🇨🇳 SWITCHES SUPPLIERS amid TACO’s trade war
The country’s imports of a basket of US farm products plummeted by more than 43% year on year in value terms in May, with shipments in several categories almost entirely halting
#MOG8
www.scmp.com/economy/chin...
The country’s imports of a basket of US farm products plummeted by more than 43% year on year in value terms in May, with shipments in several categories almost entirely halting
#MOG8
www.scmp.com/economy/chin...
US farmers face tough outlook as China switches suppliers amid trade war
China’s imports of a slew of US farm goods plummeted in May. Analysts say the trade may never fully recover.
www.scmp.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The rest of the world plays chess, while we’re sadly playing checkers.
Thankful I don’t have this job.
Despite Tesla limiting the Supervised Robotaxis to a small geofence, they also require the constant attention of a Tesla employee in the front passenger seat. The Tesla supervisors had their thumbs hovering over the door release button throughout the rides, which we suspect is a kill-switch.
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Thankful I don’t have this job.
May 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well I guess I won’t be watching the Super Bowl this year.
Donald Trump will make history by becoming the first sitting U.S. president to attend a Super Bowl when the NFL season reaches its climax in New Orleans this weekend.
Trump to make unprecedented Super Bowl visit, says White House
Trump will be the first sitting U.S. president to attend the Super Bowl, by far the biggest annual event on the American sporting calendar.
buff.ly
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Well I guess I won’t be watching the Super Bowl this year.
Current mood: surrounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Current mood: surrounded
Two trees this year!
(One is a miracle berry)
Merry Christmas BlueSky friends!
☮️❤️🥓
(One is a miracle berry)
Merry Christmas BlueSky friends!
☮️❤️🥓
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Two trees this year!
(One is a miracle berry)
Merry Christmas BlueSky friends!
☮️❤️🥓
(One is a miracle berry)
Merry Christmas BlueSky friends!
☮️❤️🥓
My only issue with BlueSky, is that had @jack not sold Twitter to Melonhead, we wouldn’t need BlueSky.
November 11, 2024 at 4:26 AM
My only issue with BlueSky, is that had @jack not sold Twitter to Melonhead, we wouldn’t need BlueSky.