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Brian Lauber
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Baker Biker Coder Bri
I watched the video just to make sure the quote wasn't being taken out of context.

Somehow, the full context made it even worse. 😵‍💫
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm disappointed, but I'm not surprised.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Moderate" Democrats right now.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Democrats: DO NOT accept the GOP's empty promises! The changes must be written into the Bill itself, or they will not happen AT ALL!

The GOP lies to its own constituents to get what they want. Why do you think they would be honest with YOU?
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The government has been shutdown for more than 13.6% of Trump's second term.

Achievements Unlocked:
* Population being starved
* Healthcare Premiums skyrocketing
* Air Traffic Controllers dangerously understaffed
* Trump gets a ballroom
* US Diplomats stranded

Next Unlockable:
* Military Unpaid
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Government has been shutdown for a total of 130 days throughout all of U.S. history. Trump is responsible for 77 of these days, or 59.2%.

Trump's share is continuing to increase.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me (reading my t-shirt out loud): "Nothing bad can happen! It can only good happen!"

Amazon Alexa: "I appreciate your optimism! But, knowing me, I'd ruin toast if I had hands..."

Me: 👀!!!

(This literally just happened, and it was really weird)

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8078...
It can only good happen! by hotteego
Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
www.teepublic.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The government has been shutdown for more than 13% of Trump's second term. Unlucky!!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The government has been shutdown for more than 12.75% of Trump's second term.

(That's 1/8th of his term for you fraction lovers out there!)
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The government has been shutdown over 12.4% of Trump's second term, or over 4% of his combined terms.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just went to the grocery store. There were several people out front asking for assistance, and you could tell that they had never had to do that before. You could barely hear them speaking as they asked for help, and they looked deeply ashamed.
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milky Wad
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bitterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
SNAP benefits are halting soon.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sexy National Debt 1980
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yeah, I stepped in dog shit, but you know what? The haters out there have been trying to step in this dog shit for years, but they could never do it! Now they're all upset while I walk victory laps through their carpeted living room! Bunch of losers!
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Given the furlough, I wonder if White House staff had a chance to clear their desks before the White House was demolished?
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Share your ideas for "No Kings" protest signs here!
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This certainly explains a lot about the manosphere.
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
DC has Sandwich Guy.
Portland has the Dancing Frog.
Who will be the defender of Chicago?
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You want to eat the forbidden ice cream.

#Pringles #StarKist #Tuna #IceCream
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In 50 years, the history books will all agree that Trump's and Hegseth's pep rally planted the seeds for the military coup that occurred a few weeks later.
September 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It can only good happen!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8078...
It can only good happen! by hotteego
Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
www.teepublic.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trump announces 2028 presidential run.
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Addiction ended with Fentanyl. Now Tylenol is my hard drug.
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump and Epstein: BFFs Forever! 🫶
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM