Brian Fountain
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Brian Fountain
@brianfountain.com
Comedy, Tech, Software Development, Education, Generative Production
Having trouble getting over this recent usage of “aesthetic” as an absolute adjective. @jesszafarris.bsky.social where do you land on this?
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gonna hit this meetup next week in NYC lu.ma/51iv0zzl
ArtificialRuby.ai NYC Meetup · Luma
Join us for an evening of Ruby x AI demos and drinks at Betaworks! This happy hour & demo night offers the perfect opportunity to connect with fellow…
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April 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hosted my first Blood on the Clocktower game last night. I only made several dozen mistakes. Pretty proud of myself
March 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think it's time we finally ask the question, "Are Mercator projections DEI for Greenland?"
February 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When reading anything that Musk posts, I find it helpful to imagine a breathless 8 year old running into the room to tell you something.

Elon: “Did you know there’s like millions of 150 year old people?! (Gulps Caprisun) They are collecting social security and spending it on trans comic books!”
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Spam bots are evolving. They‘ve removed the OF links and now lie in wait to spring their pig-sticking trap on me.
February 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.

This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I just wrote this database algorithm that can save the US $20B!

> DELETE FROM vendors WHERE name = 'SPACE EXPLORATION TECHNOLOGIES CORP.';
February 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"So happy DOGE is rooting out corruption at our nations nuclear silos. Dems are just angry they don't have a fortified compound like Musk to store the warheads." - MAGA (a week from now, probably)
February 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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UnitedHealth has hired a defamation law firm to counter negative social media posts about the company.

Their first target appears to a plastic surgeon who said that UnitedHealth denied one of her patient an in-patient stay after surgery.

news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and...
February 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
OMG! I just found out that USAID spent $16 million to have the word “gullible” removed from the dictionary because people who identify as birds found it offensive! SMDH
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year.

43 pounds.
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
When you are trying to be ethical but you still want that engagement
January 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wouldn't be easier to make Mexico a state? It would solve most of our immigration issues. And the new southern border wall would only need to be about 140 miles long. Think of the savings!
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Technology is anything invented after you were born, everything else is just stuff." ~ Alan Kay

Woke is any social progress invented after you were born, everything else is just culture.
December 11, 2024 at 7:53 PM
With the wide adoption of the AT Protocol, I think it's time to bring the Yo App back?
November 28, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Can’t seem to drain the swamp no matter how many alligators we elect.
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
November 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM