Brian C. Baer
@briancbaer.bsky.social
Horror (screen)writer. Visionary. Dreamweaver. Plus He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 random things you like
- Star Trek: TOS
- ska music
- screenwriting
- horror movies
- Doctor Who
- scratch-made pizza
- film noir
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- pretending society peaked with emo music
- functional alcoholism
- Star Trek: TOS
- ska music
- screenwriting
- horror movies
- Doctor Who
- scratch-made pizza
- film noir
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- pretending society peaked with emo music
- functional alcoholism
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 random things you like
🖤Cooking is my love language
🖤Cat person
🖤Diner food
🖤Hiking
🖤New/dark wave
🖤Sex positivity
🖤Comics
🖤Horror
🖤Oingo Boingo
🖤Boxing/power lifting
🖤Cooking is my love language
🖤Cat person
🖤Diner food
🖤Hiking
🖤New/dark wave
🖤Sex positivity
🖤Comics
🖤Horror
🖤Oingo Boingo
🖤Boxing/power lifting
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 Random things you like:
* trivia
* frozen Lake Michigan
* pineapple jalapeno prosciutto pizza
* 80s movies
* jigsaw puzzles
* Victorian era period pieces
* baking shows
* billiards
* greasy spoon dive diners
* meandering long walks that go nowhere
* trivia
* frozen Lake Michigan
* pineapple jalapeno prosciutto pizza
* 80s movies
* jigsaw puzzles
* Victorian era period pieces
* baking shows
* billiards
* greasy spoon dive diners
* meandering long walks that go nowhere
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 random things you like
- Star Trek: TOS
- ska music
- screenwriting
- horror movies
- Doctor Who
- scratch-made pizza
- film noir
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- pretending society peaked with emo music
- functional alcoholism
- Star Trek: TOS
- ska music
- screenwriting
- horror movies
- Doctor Who
- scratch-made pizza
- film noir
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- pretending society peaked with emo music
- functional alcoholism
Why do I hate going outside, you ask?
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why do I hate going outside, you ask?
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Living through history sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Living through history sucks.
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Michael Jai White in BLACK DYNAMITE (2009)
He was BOTD in 1967
He was BOTD in 1967
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Michael Jai White in BLACK DYNAMITE (2009)
He was BOTD in 1967
He was BOTD in 1967
Whoa. Bib Fortuna is pretty deep.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Whoa. Bib Fortuna is pretty deep.
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Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Reposted by Brian C. Baer
Hallowed be thy ween
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hallowed be thy ween
The day has finally arrived
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The day has finally arrived
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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‘Garth Marenghi’s Skull Flusher’ ep 1 is now LIVE.
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
‘Garth Marenghi’s Skull Flusher’ ep 1 is now LIVE.
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
Horror Master GARTH MARENGHI flushes the creative skull of Fellow Horror Master MIKE FLANAGAN.
m.youtube.com/@TheGarthMar...
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as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
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Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate 🎉
a blonde woman in a purple shirt is standing in a hallway with other girls .
ALT: a blonde woman in a purple shirt is standing in a hallway with other girls .
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October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate 🎉
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JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: It’s Karl Marx’s HARD DAY’S NIGHT Y2K and maybe everything cinema was meant to achieve. MVPs are Matthew Libatique (the cinematography is jubilant) and Parker Posey, who gives a performance so unhinged that she seems to be inventing new forms of acting with every syllable.
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: It’s Karl Marx’s HARD DAY’S NIGHT Y2K and maybe everything cinema was meant to achieve. MVPs are Matthew Libatique (the cinematography is jubilant) and Parker Posey, who gives a performance so unhinged that she seems to be inventing new forms of acting with every syllable.
I’m an adult. Nobody can tell me this can’t be dinner.
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m an adult. Nobody can tell me this can’t be dinner.
S.W.A.T.Cats is copaganda.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
S.W.A.T.Cats is copaganda.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
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In 1973, George Lucas released a nostalgic movie about 1962. I used to think that was ridiculous, but right about now I could go for a story steeped in the carefree innocence of 2014.
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In 1973, George Lucas released a nostalgic movie about 1962. I used to think that was ridiculous, but right about now I could go for a story steeped in the carefree innocence of 2014.
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I know people are pretending it’s not or like it makes you weak or something, but kindness is punk as fuck.
September 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I know people are pretending it’s not or like it makes you weak or something, but kindness is punk as fuck.
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I love this little display stand I bought on Etsy so I can be a little nerd and use it on movie night ☺️
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I love this little display stand I bought on Etsy so I can be a little nerd and use it on movie night ☺️
I can handle my despair and anxiety like mature, well-balanced adult.
That’s why I’m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.
That’s why I’m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can handle my despair and anxiety like mature, well-balanced adult.
That’s why I’m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.
That’s why I’m getting fucked up and watching Ernest Goes to Camp.
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'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them.
www.theverge.com/news/773584/...
www.theverge.com/news/773584/...
September 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them.
www.theverge.com/news/773584/...
www.theverge.com/news/773584/...
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If I had a friend who said to me "may every day be another beautiful secret," I'd kill them
September 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If I had a friend who said to me "may every day be another beautiful secret," I'd kill them
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wish there was an event similar to renaissance fairs but for pretending its the 90s
September 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
wish there was an event similar to renaissance fairs but for pretending its the 90s