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Brett B
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I don’t know what any of this is and I’m scared

(He/him)
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This actually helps, thank you
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
But yeah, Rogers should have raised the price of SportsNet Now even more than 30% because it's totally worth it
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Ohtani on a plane to Toronto for real this time
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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[Arby’s CEO pointing to the bottom layer on a chart of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs]

Our beef sandwiches go here
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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TAKE MY UPPER BODY ZACH HYMAN PLEASE I DONT NEED IT
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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[chuckles] i'm in danger
May 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Updated #UCPayToPlay scandal-in-a-tweet:

Premier Smith's former chief of staff allegedly pressured health officials to cut half a billion dollars in contracts to a businessman whose sister was his landlord and who bought them all luxury NHL tickets. And they fired the person ready to reveal it.
Allegedly, Smith's staff pressured health officials to approve over half a billion dollars in private health care contracts to a businessman who bought them seats in NHL luxury boxes in return for the favour. Then Smith fired a CEO who tried to investigate.
May 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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watching an Oilers playoff game
May 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Matthew Knies!!
May 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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“the four letter word you’re supposed to put in the net is ‘puck’ not ‘kane’” - @brettzky.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“Goals from Kane and Janmark? Sounds like the Kings are being beaten by the Oilers B squad…”
- @mattgaudet.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This game feels like Oilers-Kings circa 2014 (derogatory)
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Canadians, among others, shouldn’t go to America any more. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
Bruce Arthur: There’s a terrifying reason to avoid Trump’s America
Staying away from the United States is not just a matter of patriotic principle; it’s a matter of simple safety.
www.thestar.com
April 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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can you die of too much news
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Disgraceful shit from CTV.
NEW: CTV cancelled a fact-checking segment in response to political pressure from Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives

An audio recording obtained by PressProgress shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives
Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
pressprogress.ca
April 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Andor: more relevant than ever
This episode also has the great speech from the manifesto of Karis Nemik,
March 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I think about this post maybe once a week. An all-timer
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Look y'all know me: the Oilers are a good 70% of my personality, but I don't think a millionaire who left this country before I was born and now chills with a fascist deserves my eternal respect or reverence.

IDGAF if you throw cups up if you don't throw hands when nazis are about.
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Connor McDavid is the Marie-Philip Poulin of men’s hockey?
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM