Bret The Breton
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Bret The Breton
@bretthebreton.bsky.social
I yell at video games on the Internet. I enjoy drinking cocktails. These events often happen together. Sometimes there's a cat.

http://twitch.tv/BretTheBreton
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Well, at least Kim Davis lost today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Unix v4 tape found. Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist. It was the first version in which the kernel was written in C. It also had minor changes to the UNIX file system‎ (such as the ability of any inode to hold a device 'special file'.
discuss.systems/@ricci/11550...
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Message to our friends from our hoomom. If able plz consider donating to a group that provides food for the beloved pets of people struggling right now. Our mum grew up very poor & remembers how hard it was to feed the family & their pet. Share some kindness. Love you all 🩷
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Father forgive them for they know not of Lore
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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worth it
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's extremely rare that I swear here. But in this case, politeness just doesn't seem to cut it--I can't think of a more accurate, succinct way to show my feelings about the events of last night. So...

Fuck Schumer.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today I Learned... that I have the same birthday as Sesame Street, the United States Marine Corps, and actor Walton Goggins

As a result of these grand coincidences, it does my heart good to see so many souls dressing as frogs, bravely protecting our country from hideous ghouls.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh no! I'm having a PSYCHIC FLASH! What will it say? (Enters trance and speaks in "ghost" voice.)

"OOooOOoo... There will be no vote on ACA subsidies... If there is it will only be performative.

"Also a feast day will soon occur AND weather will get cold! OOooOOoo..."

Man, I wonder how I do it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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🎮 ‘The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and Four Swords’ US print ad

ℹ️ GamePro Code Vault Issue #9
🗓️ January/February 2003
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Being on SNAP benefits for 17 years, I've NEVER been told I wouldn't be paid my benefits. NEVER. What is going on is BEYOND cruel. The ppl w/disabilities, ppl w/chronic illnesses & cancer, seniors already isolated, the 16M hh's w/children. WE REFUSE TO BE A NUMBER. WE ARE PEOPLE. WE DESERVE DIGNITY.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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“The American people need to raise Holy Hell and not stop until the full Epstein files are released and every person implicated in them is brought to justice, despite their party or position. We’re either a nation of human decency or we’re not. This should be a nonpartisan demand."
~ John Pavlovitz
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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This is NECESSARY
So, today I'm announcing a new book project... and doing a call for papers: crpgbook.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/t...

It's an anthology of video game history outside the usual US perspective - an accessible & exciting panorama of different realities - and I'll pay 300 USD per article.

Please share :)
The Video Game History Expansion Pack – Pitch your story
Today I’m putting my money where my mouth is and launching a new project — a book focused on game history outside of the usual North American perspectives.
crpgbook.wordpress.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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4️⃣0️⃣
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Still time to watch Pac-Man's Trick or Chomp Halloween Special.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The first chapter of DELTARUNE was released seven years ago today, on Halloween, October 31st, 2018.

Happy birthday, DELTARUNE.

#deltarune
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Because people were so fearful about Halloween candy tampering, in 1985, a McDonald's set up metal detectors to check candy for razor blades and other metal objects.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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In just under 6 hours BlueSky will reach 40,000,000 users.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Twin Peaks: The Man From Another Place. LETS ROCK!
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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🎥 We lost Carmen Argenziano after filming Preacher Six. Help us finish the film and honor his final performance. Every dollar gets us closer to release. VFX, sound, score — let’s do this together. #RipCarmen #IndieFilm

gofund.me/5090bae08
Donate to Finish the Fight: Help Complete Preacher Six! Indie film!, organized by Kyle Hester
We’re in post-production — and we need your help to finish stron… Kyle Hester needs your support for Finish the Fight: Help Complete Preacher Six! Indie film!
gofund.me
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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How to scare monsters 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM