Brett
@brettclaud.io
He/Him | Formerly bclaudio | I play a lot of Dead by Daylight
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Brett
@brettclaud.io
· Nov 18
Just throwing out some of my interests to find new friends courtesy of @lexytv.bsky.social 😀
☠️ Dead by Daylight
👻 Scream
🫣 Horror Movies & TV
🎮 PC Gaming
🐾 Dogs & Cats
🎭 Musical Theatre
🖥️ Smosh
🍄 Nintendo
🏷️ Simulator Games
🟣 Twitch
🏰 Disney
☠️ Dead by Daylight
👻 Scream
🫣 Horror Movies & TV
🎮 PC Gaming
🐾 Dogs & Cats
🎭 Musical Theatre
🖥️ Smosh
🍄 Nintendo
🏷️ Simulator Games
🟣 Twitch
🏰 Disney
Hey sorry I keep forgetting to post on social media my bad
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hey sorry I keep forgetting to post on social media my bad
12:26pm and my coworker gets up from her desk and says "I should go eat my breakfast." She said she likes to take her time and ease into her day
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
12:26pm and my coworker gets up from her desk and says "I should go eat my breakfast." She said she likes to take her time and ease into her day
I was baptized as a child which means that I can do all of the sins in life and never have to go to Hell so I chose to be gay happy pride everyone
June 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I was baptized as a child which means that I can do all of the sins in life and never have to go to Hell so I chose to be gay happy pride everyone
God damn...
Nintendo Switch 2 sold more than 3.5 million units in four days, making it the fastest-selling console of all-time
For reference, Nintendo Switch 1 sold 2.74 million units in the first month
(Source: Nintendo press release)
For reference, Nintendo Switch 1 sold 2.74 million units in the first month
(Source: Nintendo press release)
June 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
God damn...
"Oh, I forgot my soda. Oh, it's in my hand. I'm high."
May 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"Oh, I forgot my soda. Oh, it's in my hand. I'm high."
Well I guess I'm going to Crumbl tomorrow
May 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well I guess I'm going to Crumbl tomorrow
Reposted by Brett
new meme format just dropped
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
new meme format just dropped
Just found out one of my old managers left the company after 24 years and now I'm sad 😢
March 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just found out one of my old managers left the company after 24 years and now I'm sad 😢
"He looks like that guy from Mass Effect... Gary?"
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"He looks like that guy from Mass Effect... Gary?"
Um I just saw a shooting star for the first time in my life and it was amazing??
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Um I just saw a shooting star for the first time in my life and it was amazing??
"You ever try to spread your feet like wings?"
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"You ever try to spread your feet like wings?"
"What're you playing all night?"
"...... I'm so high."
"...... I'm so high."
January 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"What're you playing all night?"
"...... I'm so high."
"...... I'm so high."
Thank you Biden for not enforcing the ban on TIkTok on your last day in office! 🙏🙏🙏 Praise Be Unto Joe!
January 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thank you Biden for not enforcing the ban on TIkTok on your last day in office! 🙏🙏🙏 Praise Be Unto Joe!
Today my coworker said "we've got a meeting to go to" but when I pointed out that only she's going to the meeting she said "yep me and the turd in my pocket" and I was literally too stunned to speak for a bit
January 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Today my coworker said "we've got a meeting to go to" but when I pointed out that only she's going to the meeting she said "yep me and the turd in my pocket" and I was literally too stunned to speak for a bit
I need to go to the nicer coffee places more often
January 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I need to go to the nicer coffee places more often
"Tomorrow's Friday."
"Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"
"Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"
January 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Tomorrow's Friday."
"Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"
"Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"
I just read this back to him and he goes "I spelled it wrong??"
i've decided to live post what high thoughts i have while high.
this took a really love time to type.
I think I time travel through my apartment
this took a really love time to type.
I think I time travel through my apartment
December 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I just read this back to him and he goes "I spelled it wrong??"
I was asked if I wanted to play Borderlands 3 with my friends and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
December 18, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I was asked if I wanted to play Borderlands 3 with my friends and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I really hope that one DLC wins GOTY because I think it's funny how upset people got when it was nominated
December 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I really hope that one DLC wins GOTY because I think it's funny how upset people got when it was nominated