This app is having its annual minecraft moment where everyone picks it back up for a week before putting it down again

Snapchat “Hey, watch this ☺️” notification that links you to a video of two aliens slowly killing a person in the woods that yields zero results on reverse search.

Due to budget cuts we unfortunately can now only offer cock *or* ball torture

My love language? Acts of cervix

Trying to forge a new presence on this site where I actually post but I fear I’m going to fall right back into my twitter reply guy persona

Bluesky is just twitter for people who used to be on twitter

Hello I am reply guy. I perform a critical role in the ecosystem by eating decaying leaves and organic matter. You can find me under rocks whete I may curl into a tiny ball, as a defense mechanism

*hank hill voice*
Gonna head up to that taco bell and get one of them baja blasts