“One of Bluesky’s must-follow accounts.”
— [Insert celebrity name]*
*Open to endorsements
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
The youth feared the bleakest of fates.
But Austen and Twain
Soon eased all the pain -
Old books turned their boredom to escapes.
#BreakingNews #Trending #TikTok #SocialMedia #BlueSky #BookSky #writing #authors #literature
The youth feared the bleakest of fates.
But Austen and Twain
Soon eased all the pain -
Old books turned their boredom to escapes.
#BreakingNews #Trending #TikTok #SocialMedia #BlueSky #BookSky #writing #authors #literature
“To Kate, of unparalleled fame!
Your strength’s been our light,
Through the year’s darkest night.
Happy Birthday, oh love of my name!”
👑🎂🌟
#BreakingNews #RoyalFamily #HappyBirthdayKate #PrincessOfWales #UK #UKNews #Britain #PrinceWilliam
“To Kate, of unparalleled fame!
Your strength’s been our light,
Through the year’s darkest night.
Happy Birthday, oh love of my name!”
👑🎂🌟
#BreakingNews #RoyalFamily #HappyBirthdayKate #PrincessOfWales #UK #UKNews #Britain #PrinceWilliam
And Panama’s part of my design!
The Gulf gets renamed,
Windmills are blamed -
And Canada? Just a fake line.”
🗺️🇺🇸❄️
#BreakingNews #Greenland #GreenlandGrab #Trump #Denmark #Panama #PanamaCanal
And Panama’s part of my design!
The Gulf gets renamed,
Windmills are blamed -
And Canada? Just a fake line.”
🗺️🇺🇸❄️
#BreakingNews #Greenland #GreenlandGrab #Trump #Denmark #Panama #PanamaCanal
With rhymes that are sharp and tight.
Content so slick,
It’ll go viral quick -
Breaking Rhymes is taking flight!
#BreakingRhymes #HappyNewYear #NewYearNewMe #2025Goals #Celebrate2025 #Content #ContentCreator #Viral #HNY
With rhymes that are sharp and tight.
Content so slick,
It’ll go viral quick -
Breaking Rhymes is taking flight!
#BreakingRhymes #HappyNewYear #NewYearNewMe #2025Goals #Celebrate2025 #Content #ContentCreator #Viral #HNY
Snails thought extinct live again.
French gourmets,
Please stay away,
Lest all our efforts be in vain.
🐌🐌🐌
#Environment #conservation #wildlife #nature #biodiversity #sustainabaility
Snails thought extinct live again.
French gourmets,
Please stay away,
Lest all our efforts be in vain.
🐌🐌🐌
#Environment #conservation #wildlife #nature #biodiversity #sustainabaility
Baristas said, “We’re done with you!”
No frappes, no tricks,
Just politics -
Starbucks, this roast’s for you.
☕🔥🎯 - Holy frappuccino, Starbucks just put Christmas on ice…
#Starbucks #FairWages #Strike #Employment #EmploymentLaw #frappuccino #Christmas #WorkersRights
Baristas said, “We’re done with you!”
No frappes, no tricks,
Just politics -
Starbucks, this roast’s for you.
☕🔥🎯 - Holy frappuccino, Starbucks just put Christmas on ice…
#Starbucks #FairWages #Strike #Employment #EmploymentLaw #frappuccino #Christmas #WorkersRights
#BookSky #writingcommunity
#BookSky #writingcommunity
#BookSky #writingcommunity
#BookSky #writingcommunity
Though plots are as thin as soufflé.
Yet night after night,
We stream without fright,
In love with the junk on display.
📺🍿🙄 — guilty as charged!
#Netflix #Televison #Disney #DisneyPlus #AppleTV #Apple #Streaming #Entertainment #PrimeVideo #HBOMax
Though plots are as thin as soufflé.
Yet night after night,
We stream without fright,
In love with the junk on display.
📺🍿🙄 — guilty as charged!
#Netflix #Televison #Disney #DisneyPlus #AppleTV #Apple #Streaming #Entertainment #PrimeVideo #HBOMax