Brad Loekle
@bradloekle.bsky.social
Comedians - Writer - Stevie Nicks Aficionado
That mass shooting was the 130th mass shooting that had occurred already that year. America averages more than one mass shooting a day. Charlie Kirk was a staunch believer that any and all gun violence in America was the “price of liberty”… when it was other people’s children and loved ones.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That mass shooting was the 130th mass shooting that had occurred already that year. America averages more than one mass shooting a day. Charlie Kirk was a staunch believer that any and all gun violence in America was the “price of liberty”… when it was other people’s children and loved ones.
If we all just jump-scared one Boomer a day each… we could fix so much shit in about a month.
We’re just about 50 million “slip n’ falls” away from our future, kids!
We’re just about 50 million “slip n’ falls” away from our future, kids!
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If we all just jump-scared one Boomer a day each… we could fix so much shit in about a month.
We’re just about 50 million “slip n’ falls” away from our future, kids!
We’re just about 50 million “slip n’ falls” away from our future, kids!
If the Earth was really flat, I’d have pushed most of you off it by now.
September 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If the Earth was really flat, I’d have pushed most of you off it by now.
Fire arms kill more children ages 1-17 every year in the U.S. than any other causes including car crashes and cancer.
Stop pretending to care about children and actually do something.
Stop pretending to care about children and actually do something.
August 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Fire arms kill more children ages 1-17 every year in the U.S. than any other causes including car crashes and cancer.
Stop pretending to care about children and actually do something.
Stop pretending to care about children and actually do something.
If Ron DeSantis keeps taking away our rights, we should be allowed to take away his high heels.
August 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If Ron DeSantis keeps taking away our rights, we should be allowed to take away his high heels.
If Karens were food they’d be Eggs Benedict.
August 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If Karens were food they’d be Eggs Benedict.
The Venn diagram of Cracker Barrel originalists and Confederate preservationists is a circle.
And that circle is drawn in mayonnaise and has raisins in the middle of it.
And that circle is drawn in mayonnaise and has raisins in the middle of it.
August 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Venn diagram of Cracker Barrel originalists and Confederate preservationists is a circle.
And that circle is drawn in mayonnaise and has raisins in the middle of it.
And that circle is drawn in mayonnaise and has raisins in the middle of it.
This is the James Bond we need… and the James Bond we deserve!
#junesquibb #jamesbond #meme #memes #funny
#junesquibb #jamesbond #meme #memes #funny
August 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is the James Bond we need… and the James Bond we deserve!
#junesquibb #jamesbond #meme #memes #funny
#junesquibb #jamesbond #meme #memes #funny
How’s your fucking day going?
-sent from the bathroom of the Grand Hyatt Athens which is now my tomb.
-sent from the bathroom of the Grand Hyatt Athens which is now my tomb.
August 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
How’s your fucking day going?
-sent from the bathroom of the Grand Hyatt Athens which is now my tomb.
-sent from the bathroom of the Grand Hyatt Athens which is now my tomb.
Celebrating 15 years of having the “Last Laugh” with Atlantis Events! Let’s go, homos! 💜😂🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦄
August 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Celebrating 15 years of having the “Last Laugh” with Atlantis Events! Let’s go, homos! 💜😂🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦄
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
How long we giving Gloria Gaynor to try and sell us “I’m going to there bridge the divide with music,” before we remind her of the millions of people who already haven’t survived under this dick-tater?
August 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How long we giving Gloria Gaynor to try and sell us “I’m going to there bridge the divide with music,” before we remind her of the millions of people who already haven’t survived under this dick-tater?
When I was growing up, being Sunny von Bülow was sold to us as a sort of sad, cautionary tale.
Right now, I would KILL to have spent the first half of my life in tremendously wealthy bad marriages and then the second half in a coma.
Like, who is not wishing for “rich-lady coma” right now?!
Right now, I would KILL to have spent the first half of my life in tremendously wealthy bad marriages and then the second half in a coma.
Like, who is not wishing for “rich-lady coma” right now?!
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When I was growing up, being Sunny von Bülow was sold to us as a sort of sad, cautionary tale.
Right now, I would KILL to have spent the first half of my life in tremendously wealthy bad marriages and then the second half in a coma.
Like, who is not wishing for “rich-lady coma” right now?!
Right now, I would KILL to have spent the first half of my life in tremendously wealthy bad marriages and then the second half in a coma.
Like, who is not wishing for “rich-lady coma” right now?!
August 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Have you ever wished Kid Rock was a podcast? No? Well, too bad! Because here’s Theo Von anyway!
August 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Have you ever wished Kid Rock was a podcast? No? Well, too bad! Because here’s Theo Von anyway!
Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baios
August 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baios
If you thought religious belief requires a black-belt in cognitive dissonance…
wait until you meet…
American patriotism!
(Eagle screeching sound)
wait until you meet…
American patriotism!
(Eagle screeching sound)
August 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you thought religious belief requires a black-belt in cognitive dissonance…
wait until you meet…
American patriotism!
(Eagle screeching sound)
wait until you meet…
American patriotism!
(Eagle screeching sound)
Who remembers being obsessed with how this woman would just dead-pan lie to people with a real smoker’s confidence?! And had Montel wrapped around her acrylic nail?!
#sylviabrowne #psychic #tv #90s #2000s
#sylviabrowne #psychic #tv #90s #2000s
August 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Who remembers being obsessed with how this woman would just dead-pan lie to people with a real smoker’s confidence?! And had Montel wrapped around her acrylic nail?!
#sylviabrowne #psychic #tv #90s #2000s
#sylviabrowne #psychic #tv #90s #2000s
Kids, we still can’t get Coke and Pepsi to be in the same restaurant together. So good luck with this whole “World Peace” thing.
For the record, I am a staunch supporter of both of these European dreams.
For the record, I am a staunch supporter of both of these European dreams.
August 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Kids, we still can’t get Coke and Pepsi to be in the same restaurant together. So good luck with this whole “World Peace” thing.
For the record, I am a staunch supporter of both of these European dreams.
For the record, I am a staunch supporter of both of these European dreams.
No matter what happens in my life, I always seem to wake up the next morning.
It’s honestly getting annoying.
It’s honestly getting annoying.
August 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No matter what happens in my life, I always seem to wake up the next morning.
It’s honestly getting annoying.
It’s honestly getting annoying.
Be gentle to Gen Xers this week.
We’re, simultaneously, trying to process how American Eagle is still in business, while also figuring out who Sydney Sweeney is.
We’re, simultaneously, trying to process how American Eagle is still in business, while also figuring out who Sydney Sweeney is.
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Be gentle to Gen Xers this week.
We’re, simultaneously, trying to process how American Eagle is still in business, while also figuring out who Sydney Sweeney is.
We’re, simultaneously, trying to process how American Eagle is still in business, while also figuring out who Sydney Sweeney is.
If at first you don’t suck seed, three margaritas and a bump should get you there.
-Dorothy Parker
(if she was a present day demon twink)
-Dorothy Parker
(if she was a present day demon twink)
July 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If at first you don’t suck seed, three margaritas and a bump should get you there.
-Dorothy Parker
(if she was a present day demon twink)
-Dorothy Parker
(if she was a present day demon twink)
TONIGHT! MOBILE, ALABAMA! This town is a hoot and a holler and I can’t wait to take the stage at B-Bob’s Downtown for #mobilebleatherweekend!
LINK IN BIO for more info.
#comedy
LINK IN BIO for more info.
#comedy
July 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
TONIGHT! MOBILE, ALABAMA! This town is a hoot and a holler and I can’t wait to take the stage at B-Bob’s Downtown for #mobilebleatherweekend!
LINK IN BIO for more info.
#comedy
LINK IN BIO for more info.
#comedy