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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Me: Where’d you get the goth anxiety potion?
Her: You mean black coffee?
Her: You mean black coffee?
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me: Where’d you get the goth anxiety potion?
Her: You mean black coffee?
Her: You mean black coffee?
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@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team guys this one's absurd, please take the L
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team guys this one's absurd, please take the L
@bsky.app I too wish ill on JK Rowling and all other perpetrators of hate speech against trans people.
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
August 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@bsky.app I too wish ill on JK Rowling and all other perpetrators of hate speech against trans people.
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That's how you can tell human authors from AI.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
Em dashes, like anything, should be used in moderation. Check first with your editor if em dashes are right for you. 😉
#WriteSky #WritingTips
#WriteSky #WritingTips
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That's how you can tell human authors from AI.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.
Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.
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if you spend your life as trash... you should expect people to talk about the garbage
July 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
if you spend your life as trash... you should expect people to talk about the garbage
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a whole lot of people need to get off twitter but many of them should stay off the internet entirely rather than coming here
July 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
a whole lot of people need to get off twitter but many of them should stay off the internet entirely rather than coming here
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This is Monty and Charlie. Monty's back legs are paralyzed. But that doesn't mean he can't race his brother on walks. 14/10 for both (TT: amqzak)
July 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is Monty and Charlie. Monty's back legs are paralyzed. But that doesn't mean he can't race his brother on walks. 14/10 for both (TT: amqzak)
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I resent so thoroughly how much ChatGPT has made people recoil from the em dash EMILY DICKINSON AND ALSO ME HAVE NOT LIVED AND FOUGHT IN VAIN THE ARTROOMBA ROBOTS WILL
NOT TAKE THIS FROM US
NOT TAKE THIS FROM US
May 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I resent so thoroughly how much ChatGPT has made people recoil from the em dash EMILY DICKINSON AND ALSO ME HAVE NOT LIVED AND FOUGHT IN VAIN THE ARTROOMBA ROBOTS WILL
NOT TAKE THIS FROM US
NOT TAKE THIS FROM US
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*bakes a pie to celebrate the commencement of my “villain era”
May 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
*bakes a pie to celebrate the commencement of my “villain era”
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rfk jr as hhs secretary is the kennedy curse hitting the entire country
April 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
rfk jr as hhs secretary is the kennedy curse hitting the entire country
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I am obsessed with the penguin Gadsden flag
April 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am obsessed with the penguin Gadsden flag
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THEY’RE TAXING THE PENGUINS
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
THEY’RE TAXING THE PENGUINS
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I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.
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Old and busted: sugar and spice and everything nice
New hotness: Salty, defiant, and extremely noncompliant
New hotness: Salty, defiant, and extremely noncompliant
December 6, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Old and busted: sugar and spice and everything nice
New hotness: Salty, defiant, and extremely noncompliant
New hotness: Salty, defiant, and extremely noncompliant
Trans women are women. Happy International Women’s Day!
March 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Trans women are women. Happy International Women’s Day!
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You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.
Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone
Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.
www.usatoday.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.
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There is no “common ground,” “bipartisanship,” or “safe level of cooperation” with people who think, “hrmmm, but what if an adult secretly takes a dump in the stall with the stick figure in a dress but 50 yrs back some maternity nurse wrote down “only trousers” after glimpsing their diaper zone?
March 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There is no “common ground,” “bipartisanship,” or “safe level of cooperation” with people who think, “hrmmm, but what if an adult secretly takes a dump in the stall with the stick figure in a dress but 50 yrs back some maternity nurse wrote down “only trousers” after glimpsing their diaper zone?
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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The difference between a Cybertruck and a dumpster is a dumpster needs help to catch fire
February 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The difference between a Cybertruck and a dumpster is a dumpster needs help to catch fire
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I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.