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Retrogaming. Daft witterings.

https://linktr.ee/bpharoah.co.uk

All views are my own, and let's face it, who else could they belong to?

I probably won't follow back if your timeline is heavily political. No offence, I just want happy retrogaming vibes!
I don't want to go all humbug, but maybe, just maybe, I'd hate Christmas a lot less if it didn't start in August.

Should be a total ban on even saying the word before December.

Once every four years like the World Cup, to avoid burnout, would be good too.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"It can be lonely in Liverpool on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning!"
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Next message, let's pretend it's still before 12pm...
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What do we think? My guess is Street Fighter and Dan Dare II? So, #ZXSpectrum ?
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh no! All those things I said I'd do on Monday are going to catch up with me tomorrow!
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well I thought it was funny...
October 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I demand that it is not Monday tomorrow.
a picture of a potted plant with the words oh no not again
ALT: a picture of a potted plant with the words oh no not again
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September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don't have an Acorn Electron, but I felt I had to grab this. It's in lovely condition. I'm pretty sure I have this on cassette for the Atari too somewhere. #retrogaming
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I *WILL* fix it!

#crt #tv #retrogaming
September 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Okay, so it's something a bit more than tuning in a channel. But, this is serious progress as it's been a year since I managed to last get it to turn on. #Philips #Discoverer #CRTV #retrogaming

Yes, I have adjusted the brightness and contrast since taking this picture!
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does anyone know how to fine tune the channels on a Philips Discoverer TV? Just needs a little tweak! #retrogaming
September 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've just had a sudden 30-year flashback to my University days, and I now realise that the maths lecturer was just like Pops from #RegularShow !

The statistics lecture involving a coin, where he innocently talked about tossing and getting good head will forever stay with me...
a cartoon of a man with a mustache and top hat says jolly good show indeed
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a mustache and top hat says jolly good show indeed
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September 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just remembered that I washed all the bedding, and now I have to remake the beds.
a cartoon character says " oh dear god no " in front of a crowd
ALT: a cartoon character says " oh dear god no " in front of a crowd
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September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'd like a really dull and completely uneventful week next week please.
September 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Both my knees are in agony after climbing up and down Snowdon, yet I've just given my seat up to somebody else on a packed train because I'm too bloody nice.

Send good karma my way!
August 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What a world we live in, where you can still get a 4G signal on a mountain!
August 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Decided it would be fun to hook my #Atari 800XL up to my monitor last night. It wasn't! Got a picture, but no sound.

So I hooked it up to my portable monitor instead. That worked.

Then I spent ages trying to get a game to load from tape.

Once loaded, it was rubbish!

I love #retrogaming !
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Kids screaming. Dogs barking. Seagulls screeching. Motorbikes roaring. There really is so much noise pollution these days. It's enough to send you round the twist.

And the seagulls really do need to bugger off back to the sea. Clue's in the name you daft birds.
August 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have I got a wee cough?

No, I've got a week off!
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .
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August 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just seen someone selling an original #Atari 2600 console. Except they've attached a large lightbulb to it and called it a lamp. Why? Why would you do this?!
August 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I like to dig this out from time to time. This *never* fails to make me laugh!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI0o...
A horse says 'Benny Hill' in Lord of the Rings.
YouTube video by Jules Benjamin
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August 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I don't know why, but the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy gods are telling me to wear my Magrathea weather forecast shirt tomorrow. Found myself quoting Hitchhiker's a couple of times while out on a walk this evening.
a man in a robe is saying `` it 's fantastic ! ''
ALT: a man in a robe is saying `` it 's fantastic ! ''
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August 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sometimes when you smack a fly with one of those electronic swatters, the fly just disappears, and then reappears a few minutes later.

I swear they get teleported elsewhere in the house.
August 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just wasted 2 hours of my time trying to put a cheap gazebo up I found in the shed.

I've done a shocking job, and it's ripped to shreds, but it's staying there now until the weather destroys it!

I'm probably also sunburnt to a cinder for good measure.
August 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
No spoilers, but I think seeing an #Atari Vader console in #StrangeNewWorlds might just be the best thing ever! #StarTrek #retrogaming
August 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM