Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
Unhinged leftist anime boomer who dislikes smarmy liberals. My reposts are genuine endorsements, but my normal posts are mostly just shitposts unless I'm criticizing Israel or the Oklahoma City Thunder (same thing).
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Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
· Dec 31
This app feels just like Twitter felt in 2008.
Reposted by Woke Boyd
How did this video of me I recorded yesterday already resurface? 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How did this video of me I recorded yesterday already resurface? 🤔
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Charlie Kirk died of a fentanyl overdose
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Charlie Kirk died of a fentanyl overdose
Secret Agent Penisface
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Secret Agent Penisface
Joe Biden is currently pregnant.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Joe Biden is currently pregnant.
She has to fart
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
She has to fart
Joe Biden be like "yo gabba flabbity blabba I'M ON THAT LEAN, JACK"
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Joe Biden be like "yo gabba flabbity blabba I'M ON THAT LEAN, JACK"
Can I use it on my penis?
I have an idea for an invention: it's a gun but instead of hurting you it feels good
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Can I use it on my penis?
Israel or any type of support for Israel is not fucking welcome and no that's not up for debate. You need to get the fuck outta society before knock your fucking teeth out. I'm not playin here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Israel or any type of support for Israel is not fucking welcome and no that's not up for debate. You need to get the fuck outta society before knock your fucking teeth out. I'm not playin here.
Why does Bsky keep recommending me this bald fuck with a fucking ISRAEL flag in his bio?!? Bro YOU ARE A FUCKING LITERAL NAZI GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why does Bsky keep recommending me this bald fuck with a fucking ISRAEL flag in his bio?!? Bro YOU ARE A FUCKING LITERAL NAZI GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Same reasons Grindr crashes at every Republican convention.
Why do Republicans despise women so much? 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Same reasons Grindr crashes at every Republican convention.
I want everyone involved in this to die.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I want everyone involved in this to die.
This is so 2004-coded
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is so 2004-coded
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Texas A&M is a BITCH-MADE school smdh
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Texas A&M is a BITCH-MADE school smdh
Every single person who's every attended Texas A&M is queer. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but those saucy dickheads have to stop acting like they're not a little fruity.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Every single person who's every attended Texas A&M is queer. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but those saucy dickheads have to stop acting like they're not a little fruity.
My penis is 19 inches long...................
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My penis is 19 inches long...................
Cum House (me while playing Crash Bandicoot 2)
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Cum House (me while playing Crash Bandicoot 2)
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES???
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES???
JACKING OFF AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JACKING OFF AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Do the Cornhuskers not have their starting QB or something? I've been watching this game on mute and there's no way this kid was actually their starter all season because WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do the Cornhuskers not have their starting QB or something? I've been watching this game on mute and there's no way this kid was actually their starter all season because WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Watching slice-of-life yuri anime with college football on in the background
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Watching slice-of-life yuri anime with college football on in the background
My name is Santa P. Johnson
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My name is Santa P. Johnson