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BounceHouseWarrior
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Not today sir. 💙 She/her. I like dumb jokes and kitties. ACAB. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I guess we’re all here now 🙃
God I hate Coldplay so much
December 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Oh mister sandman, give me a treat (bombombombom)
make it the yummiest that I’ll ever eat
(bombombombom)
Give it nice flavours like salty or sweet
(bombombombom)
Please stop putting sand in it, you keep putting sand in it
November 27, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My patient asked me to ride in his bed with him to the OR
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I will not be hanging my coat on the rack with everyone else’s at work. No thank you. I will stuff that puffy bastard into my lunch box sized locker every day.
November 27, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I love dating a theater dork. When we’re traveling and happen to see another couple more than once he tells me “they’re reusing the extras”
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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*sits bolt upright in bed* THE WICKED WITCH’S NAME WAS DING DONG
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The Stare
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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New guidance from the future surgeon general just dropped.
November 15, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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something that gets lost in all the discussions about the effectiveness of various platforms and strategies for fighting back and reaching the people marinating in misinformation is that most folks just want to live their lives and make silly posts and not feel responsible for the state of the world
November 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The hurricane that hit NC trashed a factory that produces IV fluid and I saw this near the ORs at work
November 11, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter
November 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Alice and Stella say hello from the porch
November 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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‘dear rax, how am i supposed to stay sober in light of the news’
www.patreon.com/posts/115557...
November 8, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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This is brilliant: iOS 18.1 automatically reboots and sets your phone back to Before First Unlock (BFU) status after three days of it being locked. Most forensic imaging and cracking tools can only handle iPhones in AFU (after first unlock) status.
November 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Still wild to me how the conservative vision of masculinity isn't just toxic, it's *only* the toxic parts. Zero sense of duty, responsibility, stoicism, manning up, taking things on the chin, protecting the weak, etc, etc.

Just endless whining, entitlement, and abuse of others.
November 9, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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In case you wondered how old I am I left the tv playing and went in the other room then came back cause I heard a cool song I didn’t know and wanted to add it to my Spotify. My brother in Christ, it was a bleach commercial.
November 24, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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“so you agree that going back for the cat in the Alien movie might have been an extreme risk, but WHAT IF JONESY WAS A DOG?!”, I scream at my blind date as he begins to cry.
November 25, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven
November 1, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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[Bladerunner at a gift shop trying to find one of those little license plates with his name on it] aww man
November 1, 2023 at 3:34 PM
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oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
November 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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"You boy, what day is this??"
October 13, 2023 at 7:04 AM