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more perfect, even smoother brain
April 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
some drunk guy in the street just said something about mac and cheese tasting like his ex boyfriend and im so baffled it's like a zen koan
April 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
some drunk guy in the street just said something about mac and cheese tasting like his ex boyfriend and im so baffled it's like a zen koan
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someone should do for wario land 3 what pizza tower did for wario land 4
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
someone should do for wario land 3 what pizza tower did for wario land 4
my most boomer behavior watching severance with my husband has been loudly bellowing "WELL THEY AINT GETTIN' ONE OF THOSE" whenever the "a fifth season production" title card shows
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my most boomer behavior watching severance with my husband has been loudly bellowing "WELL THEY AINT GETTIN' ONE OF THOSE" whenever the "a fifth season production" title card shows
black plaque comin off my teeth call me lydia tar
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
black plaque comin off my teeth call me lydia tar
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Robert Pattinson in Mickey 17: (dick and testes get hit by a comet going 10,000 MPH Sniper Elite style) oh brudder right in da family jewels!
March 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Robert Pattinson in Mickey 17: (dick and testes get hit by a comet going 10,000 MPH Sniper Elite style) oh brudder right in da family jewels!
now seated 4 mickey 17
March 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
now seated 4 mickey 17
im guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
im guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate
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ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND.
EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND.
EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
accepting that i am old and getting one of those "electric bikes"
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
accepting that i am old and getting one of those "electric bikes"
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does from software still have a wing of the company that supports all the old database bullshit from back in the day? must be so weird to have that as your job while they're making elden ring down the hallway
February 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
does from software still have a wing of the company that supports all the old database bullshit from back in the day? must be so weird to have that as your job while they're making elden ring down the hallway
using my dick to measure the snow
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
using my dick to measure the snow
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sick of normal things being given grandiose epithets? you might be part of the great oh fuck off now
May 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
sick of normal things being given grandiose epithets? you might be part of the great oh fuck off now
healing is itchy and I cannot sleep
January 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
healing is itchy and I cannot sleep
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not sure if this is in the library of congress or not but it is also an incredible image in the public domain
January 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
not sure if this is in the library of congress or not but it is also an incredible image in the public domain
the fact that sodium citrate is Na₃C₆H₅O₇ is sort of upsetting
January 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the fact that sodium citrate is Na₃C₆H₅O₇ is sort of upsetting
can't believe none of you stayed for the post credits stinger in nosferatu where willem dafoe played with his cats
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
can't believe none of you stayed for the post credits stinger in nosferatu where willem dafoe played with his cats
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You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
my smart move today was making a playlist of all the 30 rock christmas episodes (including the forbidden one) to watch at the inlaws
December 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
my smart move today was making a playlist of all the 30 rock christmas episodes (including the forbidden one) to watch at the inlaws