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girl you must be wonderwall cause everyone's yelling at me to quit playing you
Eigenrobot really unearthing a great nuance in “everyone is 12” here - insisting that he is in fact very grown-up and everyone is mistaken, I.e. the most authentically 12y/o behaviour imaginable.
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this is just The Blue Prince
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i had wanted to avoid weighing in on the "why hasn't bsky overtaken xitter yet?" discourse but I want to throw this one out: Don't have posts like these on here.
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I can only presume this person sinmply does not know about Uber Eats
May 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by FKA SlayerRules_420
What if his name was Phil Respector and he didn’t murder any women at all
May 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
r/malelivingspaces
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is the best album cover since that Hooded Menace album cover.
2⃣0⃣2⃣5⃣: THE UPCOMING TERROR ⚔️
➡️April 18th, 2025⬅️

ANCIENT DEATH - Ego Dissolution 🇺🇸💠

Debut full length album from Walpole, MA, U.S Death Metal outfit 💠

BC➡️ancient-death.bandcamp.com/album/ego-di...💠

#AncientDeath #EgoDissolution #DeathMetal #profoundlore #TheUpcomingTerror25 #KMäN
February 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Somebody better hospitalise my slow cooked lamb shank bolognese recipe because it is approaching perfection
February 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Personally i'm pretty disappointed in the guy from LMFAO for becoming a professional athlete; I just don't believe that someone could attain that level of physical performance if they really had the dedication to party rocking that he professed in his songs.
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Guitar youtube is invariably some boring wank on about pedals or sweep picking or some other tiresome bullshit. Drum youtube is always a guy making his hi-hats sound cool by hooking up a pedal that partially immerses them in a bowl of water.
January 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i'm just guessing here but i would think there is probably several million warehouses' worth of tinned high-fructose corn syrup to get through first
If Trump is going to lock us out of every international food market, there will be nothing left to eat but the rich 🍽️
January 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
POV: Band you love has hired a flashy marketing team for the new album cycle
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If you're a metal fan in your 30s let's play a game: watch this video and see how long it takes until you see someone from a band you like either: a) say something they would get rekt for today, or; b) sign a teenager's breast.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJc....
Sounds of the Underground - Volume 1 (DVD Outtakes)
YouTube video by M.T.
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
brother I would even sign up for Capitalism if it meant that
So you'd sign up for Communism if it meant healthcare, rent, and groceries were affordable.
January 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
[21 year old Australian male to his sobbing girlfriend outside a nightclub] babe I said I’m sorry alright I didn’t mean it okay I just got oneshotted by the beers
January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just saw a prompt skeet “post a comfort album” like brother that’s just music that you enjoy. That’s just an album you like.
January 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Jokes on you - not only do I not find chefwear sexy, I also associate it strongly with trauma!
January 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bus driver grew up playing tony hawk and was like “I reckon I could boardslide that kerb”
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Flying for work tonight and I’m seated next to our very lovely but extremely proper 68 y/o admin coordinator. Sure hope I don’t say anything out of pocket when I’m barred out on temazepam listening to Blowback.
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Doing travel for work today and it only just occurred to me that this process will combine the pleasure and relaxation of the airport with the pleasure and relaxation of being at work.
January 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your finding dory deformation egg
January 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Feel like minute 2 is the real MVP of heating things up in the microwave. Like sure minute 1 helps set things up but minute 2 is when you start to see some real change in your lunch.
January 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Learning about the nuances of CRT television enthusiast subculture this morning.
January 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We’re all thinking it, right? We’re all thinking “I really hope the Parasaurolophus uses his big head horn thing to hit the cymbal at the end of a big drum fill”?
Thomas Gieseke, Future Coal, 1980’s-90’s
January 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this is it, this is the first great skeet
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM