A Forensic Comedy of Marriage Meltdowns
By Annika Steinmann — Bohiney.com, the only news outlet certified by laboratory science to be 127% funnier than The Onion. #DivorcedMen
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A Forensic Comedy of Marriage Meltdowns
By Annika Steinmann — Bohiney.com, the only news outlet certified by laboratory science to be 127% funnier than The Onion. #DivorcedMen
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Minneapolis, MN — In the aftermath of the tragic Annunciation Catholic School shooting, Minnesota’s Chief Medical Official, Dr.
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Minneapolis, MN — In the aftermath of the tragic Annunciation Catholic School shooting, Minnesota’s Chief Medical Official, Dr.
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Why America’s Closets Smell Like Steam and Regret
By Savannah Steele, Bohiney.com
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Why America’s Closets Smell Like Steam and Regret
By Savannah Steele, Bohiney.com
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Here’s How To Curb Some of Those Charges
By Astrid Holgersson, Bohiney.com — certified to be 127% funnier than The Onion
Child Care: The New Mortgage
The U.S. childcare market is no longer a service; it’s a hostage negotiation.
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Here’s How To Curb Some of Those Charges
By Astrid Holgersson, Bohiney.com — certified to be 127% funnier than The Onion
Child Care: The New Mortgage
The U.S. childcare market is no longer a service; it’s a hostage negotiation.
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Google Analytics “A-Ha” Moments
By Greta Weissmann, Bohiney.com
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Google Analytics “A-Ha” Moments
By Greta Weissmann, Bohiney.com
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Planting Seeds of Hate, Expecting a BIG Harvest...
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Planting Seeds of Hate, Expecting a BIG Harvest...
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HR Team-Building on Volcanoes
By Savannah Steele, Bohiney.com
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HR Team-Building on Volcanoes
By Savannah Steele, Bohiney.com
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A Broadcast for a Party in Hospice
By Alan Nafzger — Bohiney Magazine (certified 127% funnier than The Onion)
Washington, D.C.
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A Broadcast for a Party in Hospice
By Alan Nafzger — Bohiney Magazine (certified 127% funnier than The Onion)
Washington, D.C.
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The End of Death: Humanity’s Last Bad Habit Finally Kicked
The Death of Death
For millennia, humans have treated death like the one relative nobody wanted to invite but who always showed up anyway.
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The End of Death: Humanity’s Last Bad Habit Finally Kicked
The Death of Death
For millennia, humans have treated death like the one relative nobody wanted to invite but who always showed up anyway.
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Britain Melts Down Over Possibly Real, Possibly Imaginary James Bond Candidate
By Annika Steinmann | Staff Satirist, The Velvet Bureau
LONDON — Somewhere between MI6’s underground briefing room and Amazon’s overly
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Britain Melts Down Over Possibly Real, Possibly Imaginary James Bond Candidate
By Annika Steinmann | Staff Satirist, The Velvet Bureau
LONDON — Somewhere between MI6’s underground briefing room and Amazon’s overly
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America’s First Happy Meal Wasn’t Happy
By Clara Olsen — Special to Bohiney Magazine
A Face You Thought You Knew
Before the clown. Before the commercials. #BohineyMagazine
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America’s First Happy Meal Wasn’t Happy
By Clara Olsen — Special to Bohiney Magazine
A Face You Thought You Knew
Before the clown. Before the commercials. #BohineyMagazine
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By Ingrid Gustafsson | Satire Desk | August 13, 2025
The Deal of the Century, Now With Complimentary Snowshoes
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA -- In a diplomatic plot twist that feels more like a cruise-ship raffle
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By Ingrid Gustafsson | Satire Desk | August 13, 2025
The Deal of the Century, Now With Complimentary Snowshoes
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA -- In a diplomatic plot twist that feels more like a cruise-ship raffle
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Trump’s Darkly Funny Campaign Ignites America’s Funny Bone (and
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Trump’s Darkly Funny Campaign Ignites America’s Funny Bone (and
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“History belongs to the loudest,” declares Trump, as museum curators weep into vintage wigs.
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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“History belongs to the loudest,” declares Trump, as museum curators weep into vintage wigs.
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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Superman Joins ICE: Liberals Cry, Borders Strengthen
In a bold act of unapologetic patriotism, SUPERMAN, once America’s favorite flying Boy Scout in Lois & Clark: The New
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Superman Joins ICE: Liberals Cry, Borders Strengthen
In a bold act of unapologetic patriotism, SUPERMAN, once America’s favorite flying Boy Scout in Lois & Clark: The New
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Opening Tesla Diner in Wichita Falls. Think chrome. Think burgers.
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Opening Tesla Diner in Wichita Falls. Think chrome. Think burgers.
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Season 27 Premieres with Googly-Eyed Genitals and Wall Street Meltdowns
South Park Takes the Sermon to the Stock Exchange
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a twist of holy satire and wholly
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Season 27 Premieres with Googly-Eyed Genitals and Wall Street Meltdowns
South Park Takes the Sermon to the Stock Exchange
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a twist of holy satire and wholly
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The Day the Ads Arrived:
It finally happened.
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The Day the Ads Arrived:
It finally happened.
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‘Cooing in Fascist Tone,’ One Protester Claims
— Satirical Journalism from Bohiney.com
Scene: Disneyland, Anaheim — Where Magic Meets Marxism
On July 14, 2025, Vice President J.D. #Disneyland
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‘Cooing in Fascist Tone,’ One Protester Claims
— Satirical Journalism from Bohiney.com
Scene: Disneyland, Anaheim — Where Magic Meets Marxism
On July 14, 2025, Vice President J.D. #Disneyland
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Moscow Accidentally Sells Cold War II as Limited Series. Season Finale May Involve a Tank and Taylor Swift.
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Moscow Accidentally Sells Cold War II as Limited Series. Season Finale May Involve a Tank and Taylor Swift.
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California Governor Declares Verbal Martial Law After Trump-Era Aide Calls Sanctuary Ruling “Insurrection”
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a dazzling display of constitutional shade and
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California Governor Declares Verbal Martial Law After Trump-Era Aide Calls Sanctuary Ruling “Insurrection”
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a dazzling display of constitutional shade and
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A Reality Show Lawsuit: Trump Turns Editing Complaint Into a Cash Grab
When Donald Trump sued Paramount Global for “malicious editing” of Kamala Harris’s 60 Minutes interview, most people
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A Reality Show Lawsuit: Trump Turns Editing Complaint Into a Cash Grab
When Donald Trump sued Paramount Global for “malicious editing” of Kamala Harris’s 60 Minutes interview, most people
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Hogan’s Hostages - The Netflix Reboot
Byline: SpinTaxi Middle East Bureau
"We watch so you can scream-laugh later."
Streaming #Hogan’sHeroeses #Hogan’sHostageses #NetflixReboot
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Hogan’s Hostages - The Netflix Reboot
Byline: SpinTaxi Middle East Bureau
"We watch so you can scream-laugh later."
Streaming #Hogan’sHeroeses #Hogan’sHostageses #NetflixReboot
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By Staff Satirists, Sacramento Bureau of Delusionary Accounting
SACRAMENTO — In a heroic feat of budgetary sorcery not seen since Enron’s golden years, California’s Democratic leadership has agreed to
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By Staff Satirists, Sacramento Bureau of Delusionary Accounting
SACRAMENTO — In a heroic feat of budgetary sorcery not seen since Enron’s golden years, California’s Democratic leadership has agreed to
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