Bobby Benedict
@bobbybenedict.bsky.social
Singer/Songwriter/Comedian/Writer from Sparks, NV
Neurodivergent absurdity
Listen to Sad Giants
Listen to The Petri Dish
Neurodivergent absurdity
Listen to Sad Giants
Listen to The Petri Dish
Okay, he can be Pope, but I'm NOT calling him dad.
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay, he can be Pope, but I'm NOT calling him dad.
New Pope? Didn’t Coca Cola already try this in the 80s?
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New Pope? Didn’t Coca Cola already try this in the 80s?
I wonder who would win, 4 men or 1 monitor lizard?
April 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I wonder who would win, 4 men or 1 monitor lizard?
Just tell MTG the CEO of Jesus died and then she’ll know what you’re talking about.
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just tell MTG the CEO of Jesus died and then she’ll know what you’re talking about.
Hegseth going in drunken rants at Easter with 1 sideburn proves unequivocally that Trumps administration is just everyone’s worst uncles.
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hegseth going in drunken rants at Easter with 1 sideburn proves unequivocally that Trumps administration is just everyone’s worst uncles.
Not surprised this Trump loving trash governor would hate his own people, he's never acted any other way.
Nevada Republican Governor Joe Lombardo said during a recent private dinner that his message to people who criticize him on social media is "fuck you."
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not surprised this Trump loving trash governor would hate his own people, he's never acted any other way.
What's the over/under on Trump claiming 9/11 wouldn't have happened if he was President because there wouldn't have been any buildings dedicated to world trade?
April 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What's the over/under on Trump claiming 9/11 wouldn't have happened if he was President because there wouldn't have been any buildings dedicated to world trade?
What Nintendo fails to realize is that video games used to be less expensive than doing drugs
April 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What Nintendo fails to realize is that video games used to be less expensive than doing drugs
Parts of my roof blew off just in time for this winter storm!
March 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Parts of my roof blew off just in time for this winter storm!
As a newly forming old man, do you know how awesome getting things done at the crack of dawn is? 10AM is like the 7PM of old man mornings. I can get so much done.
March 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
As a newly forming old man, do you know how awesome getting things done at the crack of dawn is? 10AM is like the 7PM of old man mornings. I can get so much done.
TFW your insurance and taxes are hitting you up for your rejected wedding certificate.
a man playing a guitar in a band with the words well i guess this is growing up
ALT: a man playing a guitar in a band with the words well i guess this is growing up
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
TFW your insurance and taxes are hitting you up for your rejected wedding certificate.
"I've never done anything harmful" says the guy who called the diver who saved those kids in Thailand a pedophile before pushing a crypto scam on the social media site he bought to control the media narrative around his constant abuse of trans people including his own child.
March 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"I've never done anything harmful" says the guy who called the diver who saved those kids in Thailand a pedophile before pushing a crypto scam on the social media site he bought to control the media narrative around his constant abuse of trans people including his own child.
arteries? More like farteries
March 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
arteries? More like farteries
Bombed my dick off at an open mic and had my wife pick me up like when you shit yourself at school.
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bombed my dick off at an open mic and had my wife pick me up like when you shit yourself at school.
Got chickens again. Nothing warms my oversized gorilla heart like the soft chirping of bird babies.
March 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Got chickens again. Nothing warms my oversized gorilla heart like the soft chirping of bird babies.
It's crazy that Trump's cognitive decline can't be measured because he started out as an illiterate Gumpian figure who failed upward so all these billionaires are just trying to Weekend at Bernie's the guy to their various functions so he can yell about 51st states like he can even count that high
March 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's crazy that Trump's cognitive decline can't be measured because he started out as an illiterate Gumpian figure who failed upward so all these billionaires are just trying to Weekend at Bernie's the guy to their various functions so he can yell about 51st states like he can even count that high
Tesla dorks furiously scurrying to find other car companies with ties to Germany circa 1944 is hilariously tone-deaf.
You mean to tell me the same America that furiously supported vehicular travel and built highway systems through black and brown communities might also have been lowkey racist? 😱
You mean to tell me the same America that furiously supported vehicular travel and built highway systems through black and brown communities might also have been lowkey racist? 😱
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tesla dorks furiously scurrying to find other car companies with ties to Germany circa 1944 is hilariously tone-deaf.
You mean to tell me the same America that furiously supported vehicular travel and built highway systems through black and brown communities might also have been lowkey racist? 😱
You mean to tell me the same America that furiously supported vehicular travel and built highway systems through black and brown communities might also have been lowkey racist? 😱
Apprently we don't the energy anymore
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Apprently we don't the energy anymore
Shit is going so bad even cryptocurrency is dipping, even the made-up dream money that our oligarchy is funding for their own made-up dream schemes is burning like a Cybertruck on a highway.
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Shit is going so bad even cryptocurrency is dipping, even the made-up dream money that our oligarchy is funding for their own made-up dream schemes is burning like a Cybertruck on a highway.
Reposted by Bobby Benedict
They've become a parody of themselves.
U.S. Military Dragged After Photos Of WWII Bomber Enola Gay Are Flagged For Removal Due To 'DEI' Purge
They are a parody of themselves at this point.
www.comicsands.com
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They've become a parody of themselves.
It's crazy that people went from the Nuremburg defense to "it was just a prank, bro" and thought we wouldn't notice.
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's crazy that people went from the Nuremburg defense to "it was just a prank, bro" and thought we wouldn't notice.
The kind of autism I have is talking to people that I’ve known for 5+ years like they might not remember who I am.
March 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The kind of autism I have is talking to people that I’ve known for 5+ years like they might not remember who I am.
Some guy on Reddit said I "won the internet" like 10 years ago, can I cash that in now or how does crypto work?
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some guy on Reddit said I "won the internet" like 10 years ago, can I cash that in now or how does crypto work?
I’ve never trusted airplanes. I haven’t trusted airplanes since they came after Travis Barker. Stay woke.
February 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ve never trusted airplanes. I haven’t trusted airplanes since they came after Travis Barker. Stay woke.