boatswimboat.bsky.social
@boatswimboat.bsky.social
I am an adult.
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and that is literally the funnest part of the mirrorverse! why are they evil? WHO CARES. in what way are they evil? IN WHATEVER WAY IS MOST HILARIOUS
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Biggest mysteries of the Hellaverse:
-Who is Stolas’ mom?
-Where did Eve go?
-WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT ALASTOR WHAT “THAT’S THE TEA” MEANS???
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Every season of Hazbin and Helluva should add a new character voiced by Alex Brightman and never fucking address it. He should be playing like eighteen guys by the end of the show.
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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holy shit this is a good deal
You could get all seven seasons of Legends of Tomorrow on Blu-ray for $60 (or $51 with coupon if this is your first order from Gruv, Warner's online store!) The first season is a bit rough but if you make it through there is a wild, fun, and very queer ensemble superhero adventure awaiting you!
DC's Legends of Tomorrow: The Complete Series (Box Set) [Blu-ray]
"DC's Legends of Tomorrow follows a ragtag group of misfit heroes charged with protecting time itself. This responsibility takes them across history, bringing them up against bizarre threats unlike an...
gruv.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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[george michael voice]

last Christmas, i gave you my hoodie

we split the next day, can i please have it back
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I understand the benefit of CGI blood but I truly feel like nothing can capture the beautiful art of a squib exploding into a geyser of blood that looks painful
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Someone asked where to boop Talita.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Promise to look at my game when ch1 releases ok? It’s goes from being really cute to really fucked up and I promise that’s not a marketing gimmick.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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I stayed up till 7am to make this shit, and now I'm forcing all of you to see it too

#hazbinhotelspoilers
#hazbinhotelseason2
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*

MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*

ME: no

MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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Which famous writer do you think would be the worst at BlueSky? I’m gonna say Shakespeare. Didn’t have a phone.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Doping in chess - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Val’s segment of When I Think About the Future is fantastic, because stopping the big, emotional penultimate musical number for the season to give a sappy, heartbroken love ballad to the most controversial and taboo character in the cast is hilarious in a way people swear Hazbin isn’t capable of.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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*i make my family sit in silence as stairway to heaven plays & i only start carving the turkey when the guitar solo begins*
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"Batman telling Robin of choice that he is proud of them" for @dcforgaza.bsky.social I hope you approve of my Robin of choice ⭐

#Art #DCcomics #Batman #Artsky
August 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo
April 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM