Gayest Juniper
@blueberrykells.bsky.social
21, Trans, she/they
Acoustic dragokit who likes to be held like a plushie
Acoustic dragokit who likes to be held like a plushie
Guess who isn't dead~ anyway, how many bites does it take to get to the center of a trans girl? I don't know either, but it's not 97
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Guess who isn't dead~ anyway, how many bites does it take to get to the center of a trans girl? I don't know either, but it's not 97
In other news, a very pretty lady flustered the fuck outa me this morning, and then we made out
July 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In other news, a very pretty lady flustered the fuck outa me this morning, and then we made out
My therapy consultation is today, but I'll be stuck at my work, where my transphobic coworkers and father are, fml
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My therapy consultation is today, but I'll be stuck at my work, where my transphobic coworkers and father are, fml
I got tied up by my bestie a couple nights ago, none of these thoughts are in the bible
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I got tied up by my bestie a couple nights ago, none of these thoughts are in the bible
I'd bet there's a point between the explosion and putting it in your mouth that raw sodium metal tastes really good, actually
April 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'd bet there's a point between the explosion and putting it in your mouth that raw sodium metal tastes really good, actually
I got turned into the room party chew toy at tff 100/10 would absolutely do it again
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I got turned into the room party chew toy at tff 100/10 would absolutely do it again
I'm convinced that Styrofoam is a hate crime against neurodivergent people
April 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm convinced that Styrofoam is a hate crime against neurodivergent people
I JUST MADE A GIANT BOWL OF FUCKING CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP AND I AM GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE THING IN ONE SITTING
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I JUST MADE A GIANT BOWL OF FUCKING CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP AND I AM GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE THING IN ONE SITTING
On an unrelated note, how many charges can someone get at the time of one traffic stop?
...asking for a friend >w>
...asking for a friend >w>
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
On an unrelated note, how many charges can someone get at the time of one traffic stop?
...asking for a friend >w>
...asking for a friend >w>
I have decided that thinking is hard, and I am soft
March 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have decided that thinking is hard, and I am soft
So there's this girl, and she's really pretty and cute and she's really nice to me
We are very gay for each other
We are very gay for each other
March 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
So there's this girl, and she's really pretty and cute and she's really nice to me
We are very gay for each other
We are very gay for each other
HELP I'M BEING WOBBLED BY THE FUCKING OLIGARCHY CLIMBERS
January 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
HELP I'M BEING WOBBLED BY THE FUCKING OLIGARCHY CLIMBERS
Shout out to my air filter for providing suitable levels of background noise for me to fall asleep to last night
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shout out to my air filter for providing suitable levels of background noise for me to fall asleep to last night
Your enemies already want you dead. Why give them what they want? Living a long, happy life is the best revenge anyway.
January 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Your enemies already want you dead. Why give them what they want? Living a long, happy life is the best revenge anyway.
Shit I forgot an ingredient for something I was going to cook today when I went grocery shopping
January 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Shit I forgot an ingredient for something I was going to cook today when I went grocery shopping
Shout out to the person who invented pickles, just ate an entire jar by myself
Was nice
Would do it again
Was nice
Would do it again
January 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Shout out to the person who invented pickles, just ate an entire jar by myself
Was nice
Would do it again
Was nice
Would do it again
You know what, I'm just gonna start posting my intrusive thoughts here, except for the evil ones like ways to turn works of fiction into true crime documentaries
January 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You know what, I'm just gonna start posting my intrusive thoughts here, except for the evil ones like ways to turn works of fiction into true crime documentaries
Which kind of rock would be the tastiest, metamorphic, sedimentary, or igneous...?
January 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Which kind of rock would be the tastiest, metamorphic, sedimentary, or igneous...?
Here to act silly (be eepy) and die (go to bed)
September 19, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Here to act silly (be eepy) and die (go to bed)