A pyrrhic victory at a demolition derby seems to involve the use of a forklift truck to shift the winning car off of the runner-up. He still managed to drive off after that assist, though.

Technically this is a farm tractor, not a drag racer.

Reaching the point in the garden party where it’s way too humid in the tent with absolutely everyone crammed in to get out of the rain.

You know that bit where you find a parking spot a foot deep in snow, and only after being parked remember you’re in running shoes?

Does a snowplow need a second person in the cab to clear the HOV lane?

You know you’re far enough north when you pull into a gas station and three snowmobiles are sharing the other pump.

The problem with the annual Musical Chairs competition is that my coworkers have figured out how to play it for keeps.

How can the new hire be getting a 10 year service award? What happened?

I had not previously considered putting Lego bricks in my whisky. I shall now attempt to return to that state of innocence.

Block 4 Aurora overhead

Have found my way back into this place. There are too many corners of the net with facets of the friend diaspora.