🦃BLTSoftTurkey🦃
@bltsofttaco.bsky.social
Recovering latchkey kid. Unabashed Xanadu fan. Waiting for the prophesied return of a limited-time menu item from Taco Bell.
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Metal Gear Solid (1998)
The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
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not beating the "he's staring into the grave" allegations here
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
not beating the "he's staring into the grave" allegations here
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Trump Regime Thanksgiving Shutdown:
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump Regime Thanksgiving Shutdown:
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
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There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
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Can everyone stop pretending that the new CBS is in the news business, and admit that it’s a post-truth propagandistic organization, now that they openly admit it?
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Can everyone stop pretending that the new CBS is in the news business, and admit that it’s a post-truth propagandistic organization, now that they openly admit it?
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Was talking to a friend with lupus who is going to wind up going from $400 to over $1000 to keep her PPO plan and her current care team.
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Was talking to a friend with lupus who is going to wind up going from $400 to over $1000 to keep her PPO plan and her current care team.
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ooh get her
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
ooh get her
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
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It's the Magnificent Mile. Miracle Mile is a 1988 apocalyptic thriller in which Anthony Edwards and Mare Winningham are incinerated in a helicopter.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It's the Magnificent Mile. Miracle Mile is a 1988 apocalyptic thriller in which Anthony Edwards and Mare Winningham are incinerated in a helicopter.
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Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
When he mentions 'National Security Event' you know they are having conversations in the White House about labelling it an Insurrection by the Supreme Court.
His pinky was definitely pressed up against his lips as he dictated this tweet
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When he mentions 'National Security Event' you know they are having conversations in the White House about labelling it an Insurrection by the Supreme Court.
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“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
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didn’t someone say Shaheen’s daughter is also doing this? nepotism as a fix for gerontocracy is not going to cut it
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
didn’t someone say Shaheen’s daughter is also doing this? nepotism as a fix for gerontocracy is not going to cut it
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every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed
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“I’m so relieved that the only problem I cared about - me experiencing mild social discomfort - is now over”
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“I’m so relieved that the only problem I cared about - me experiencing mild social discomfort - is now over”
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
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Trying to piece together footage from the last few months in any coherent way just feels like making a trailer for a horror movie starring the feds...and all things considered, that's probably about where we're at.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trying to piece together footage from the last few months in any coherent way just feels like making a trailer for a horror movie starring the feds...and all things considered, that's probably about where we're at.
If this is ever implemented, DON'T FLY ANYMORE!
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If this is ever implemented, DON'T FLY ANYMORE!
Oh, joy! My recurring-since-childhood nightmare of being outside and big planes crashing in front of me will finally come true!
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh, joy! My recurring-since-childhood nightmare of being outside and big planes crashing in front of me will finally come true!
See?
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
See?
Businesses that do not come out against this and for the ACA subsidies are putting a loaded gun to their heads. People are either going to spend their money on these second monthly mortgages/rent or they are going to not spend $ in anticipation of medical bills. Businesses will go under in a year.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Businesses that do not come out against this and for the ACA subsidies are putting a loaded gun to their heads. People are either going to spend their money on these second monthly mortgages/rent or they are going to not spend $ in anticipation of medical bills. Businesses will go under in a year.
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The gerontocracy that 'runs' Congress, along with the behavior of many Boomers, has me utterly suspicious of anyone over 65 now. I don't give one second's consideration to blindly respecting my elders anymore. I still look for the good ones, tho.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The gerontocracy that 'runs' Congress, along with the behavior of many Boomers, has me utterly suspicious of anyone over 65 now. I don't give one second's consideration to blindly respecting my elders anymore. I still look for the good ones, tho.