Blond Criminal
@blondcriminal.bsky.social
She/HER/they/THEM CarePartner Student Queer Southern Gothic Bimbo Cat Mother Loyal husband and uncle
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Hey yall, my friend is fighting deportation even though he has his green card, he has been targeted by ICE. I’ve never asked for mutual aid on here and I know everyone is a little hard up. I’d like to ask everyone to please share if you’re able as he’s trying to appeal the decision and it’s been
Radiated the shittiest energy today all day like truly rancid fucking aura I had
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Radiated the shittiest energy today all day like truly rancid fucking aura I had
Donald trump is a Russian lolcow which we have known but that’s insane
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Donald trump is a Russian lolcow which we have known but that’s insane
Dr Sleep is so magnolia pearl coded
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dr Sleep is so magnolia pearl coded
FUCK AI SOMEONE CREATE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR ME TO BE AIR DROPPED A GODDAMN LIVE RESIN CART BEFORE I GO FULL JOKER
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
FUCK AI SOMEONE CREATE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR ME TO BE AIR DROPPED A GODDAMN LIVE RESIN CART BEFORE I GO FULL JOKER
It was the most epic punchline to the most fucked up joke ever made
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It was the most epic punchline to the most fucked up joke ever made
My situation has improved btw 🥰😍😘 AND ITS YOU AND ME IN THE SUMMATIMMMMEE HAND IN HAND DOWN AT PAAHHK 💃
Having good dreams bc my reality is dark and my brain is like “have a treat”
July 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My situation has improved btw 🥰😍😘 AND ITS YOU AND ME IN THE SUMMATIMMMMEE HAND IN HAND DOWN AT PAAHHK 💃
Between jojo siwa and Rosie O’Donnell, we cannot let them darken the dykening. Now is the time to scissor my sisters ✊🏻
July 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Between jojo siwa and Rosie O’Donnell, we cannot let them darken the dykening. Now is the time to scissor my sisters ✊🏻
Having good dreams bc my reality is dark and my brain is like “have a treat”
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Having good dreams bc my reality is dark and my brain is like “have a treat”
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don't tell me what to do Paul
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
don't tell me what to do Paul
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Every debate-me panel has a white woman who looks like this defending someone’s bigotry:
May 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Every debate-me panel has a white woman who looks like this defending someone’s bigotry:
John waters is senile but nobody notices bc he’s quirky
April 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
John waters is senile but nobody notices bc he’s quirky
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Nothing makes my pussy slam shut as tightly as the word “biohacking”
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nothing makes my pussy slam shut as tightly as the word “biohacking”
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You sadly cannot buy this carpet anywhere (I checked) it’s the result of decades of wear, tear, and glare from the sun
Like 80-year-custom-carpets
Like 80-year-custom-carpets
February 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You sadly cannot buy this carpet anywhere (I checked) it’s the result of decades of wear, tear, and glare from the sun
Like 80-year-custom-carpets
Like 80-year-custom-carpets
MIKE WHITE I NEED U TO CAST ALANNA UBACH IN WHITE LOTUS
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
MIKE WHITE I NEED U TO CAST ALANNA UBACH IN WHITE LOTUS
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Her name was Cakey-Jane, but we all knew her as sour-dough.
March 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Her name was Cakey-Jane, but we all knew her as sour-dough.
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Telegrams but with “BITCH” instead of “STOP”
March 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Telegrams but with “BITCH” instead of “STOP”
Kier chosen one kier over a NOLA beat
March 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Kier chosen one kier over a NOLA beat
I would love to be like “it’s everyone against the 1%” but it’s like everyone who wants the ppl I love dead and the 1% against everyone else
March 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I would love to be like “it’s everyone against the 1%” but it’s like everyone who wants the ppl I love dead and the 1% against everyone else
Goddammit Deb UR KILLING ME
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Goddammit Deb UR KILLING ME
LOOSEN THE TALONS CLAMPED PUSSY
March 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
LOOSEN THE TALONS CLAMPED PUSSY
So many rat fckers out here
March 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So many rat fckers out here
And what do you do if when your okay so he said yes would go
March 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And what do you do if when your okay so he said yes would go