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Dippy
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hibiclens, pepto bismol, etc.
oh my god why does it take five hours to make more than a thimble full of brown rice
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
what are the good Cher albums, pre-Believe? Sonny optional
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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you have soulless, lifeless A.I. creating fake bands making fake human music, and then you have Tame Impala, a real human making perfectly soulless and lifeless A.I. music
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
pokemon that only says "rhode island"
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
these days everybody's got their own weird little helmet
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
gulag for this guy and medal of honor for whoever invented the brand name Garden of Eatin'
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
stay safe meatheads
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you lose the bug freaks youve lost the future
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
its been about 5 months since my friend katie died. I feel like a soaked sponge but i am excited to celebrate her tomorrow with lots of people. if you knew her even remotely and can come out, i think its going to be really special
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
cars being rapidly losing their nutrients as soon as you drive them off the lot
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
2026 we're getting tensile and prehensile
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
living in rhode island inocculates you against 3-5 years of the future, but the future still fucking sucks
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
drove by an accident on the highway where the front of a rivian was all fucked up and the back of a small truck was mostly fine and the truck said "Bomco: Excellence in Metal Forming." too on the nose, feel trapped in a mediocre bit
September 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
scup for my real friends
scrod for my fake friends
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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the AI Girlboss Slopsquad is having Jenny Holzer Week
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the flintstones, a page right out of history
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lmao. easiest click of my life
September 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
finally finished this commission after sitting on it for a whole year 😬
September 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
you ever have a song TITLE stuck in your head?

I'm at work saying Bird Dream of the Olympus Mons to myself in a soothing voice. I dont even really like the song
September 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my allergies are jamaican me crazy
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i cant believe this is the realtek logo
August 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
one aspect of linux i am really enjoying so far is that the fix for a significant number of problems is to create a blank text file, write, for example,
NetworkAdapterIsNotBroken=True
and save it as a config file and then it just works???
August 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Currently at 84 downloads, which is wild to me! And very exciting. Bumping because I’d love to cross 100 downloads before the end of the weekend (aka the beginning of the week).
Attn: #playdate owners!

I posted a (very short) demo for my Pulp game I’M NOT ALLOWED IN THAT STORE ANYMORE over on itch.

Go check it out: emosludge.itch.io/im-not-allowed
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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WHISNANT in "PUT A PIN IN IT" pt. 1/6
www.motiongoods.co/product/them...
July 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
people tell me phones are disgusting bc youre always touching them with your fingers and the oils on your face or whatever but i dont think thats real. i dont think those people know what dirty is
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM