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Blåhaj Shark
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Oversized Pillow with Teeth
Pinned
My son likes sharks. And dogs. Made this for him.

#blahaj #shark #funny
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow.

😉

#Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you...

#Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award...

If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love how it sounds.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead.

Stay away from the flakey flute players.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ah, but do they dance and sing during your commute???
Commuting to work for the first time from my new apartment and everyone's a homosexual 😌
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Good job!

But did you remember to do your TPS reports?

#officespace
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food.

Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"

Rich Shark laughs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Num num num!

Need more bread!

#Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
번호 번호 번호. 맛있다.

That looks delicious.
I found it. The chicken ASMR cause we all need nearly 20 mins of BTS eating chicken ASMR
youtu.be/pjNIOklHTQ4?...
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Interesting concept for sampling books.

When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy?

#Blahaj #shark #funny #books
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Of course, it is a romance!

Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...

Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.

It is all in the name: It is a #trick.

You're a little fish, not a shark.

#trickledown

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hello #OfficeSpace fans!

We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes?

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Protesting in San Francisco today!
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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My son likes sharks. And dogs. Made this for him.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Blahaj Shark in their natural habitat.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
How the average commuter feels 10+ times per week on the way to and from work.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Made this one for the fans of #OfficeSpace.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM