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Blåhaj Shark
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 3d
My son likes sharks. And dogs. Made this for him.

#blahaj #shark #funny
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Cough cough*

Just gonna leave this here...

#Blåhaj #shark #funny #dancing #KatyPerry

youtube.com/shorts/gzLjQ...
15th Camerman joins Viral Sharks #LeftShark #KatyPerry #DancingShark #DancingSharks #CaliforniaGurls
YouTube video by Fleeting Films
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November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow.

😉

#Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you...

#Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award...

If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
I love how it sounds.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead.

Stay away from the flakey flute players.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Ah, but do they dance and sing during your commute???
bradys.bsky.social Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · Aug 14
Commuting to work for the first time from my new apartment and everyone's a homosexual 😌
An animated cell from beauty and the beast shows Belle in a blue dress covered in a white apron, holding a book as a crowd of villagers stand behind her
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Good job!

But did you remember to do your TPS reports?

#officespace
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food.

Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"

Rich Shark laughs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Num num num!

Need more bread!

#Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
번호 번호 번호. 맛있다.

That looks delicious.
persephone39.bsky.social Persephone39 @persephone39.bsky.social · 3d
I found it. The chicken ASMR cause we all need nearly 20 mins of BTS eating chicken ASMR
youtu.be/pjNIOklHTQ4?...
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Interesting concept for sampling books.

When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy?

#Blahaj #shark #funny #books
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Of course, it is a romance!

Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...

Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.

It is all in the name: It is a #trick.

You're a little fish, not a shark.

#trickledown

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Hello #OfficeSpace fans!

We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes?

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Blåhaj Shark
uncleduke1969.bsky.social
That lamp looks PISSED.
A black and white cat in a surgical collar stands on its hind legs. An electrical cord runs behind them, ending in an outlet on the wall.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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tabymeow.lesbian.cat
blåhaj in a bear trap with the caption SEND TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FALL FOR THIS
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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jkcreative8.bsky.social
Protesting in San Francisco today!
My latest protest poster. I wanted it to be mostly visual with a minimum of text. It shows Trump sitting in a small boat with his golf clubs. He’s asleep. It says ”jerk” in big red letters above him. Below in the water, is a giant murderous shark heading straight for Trump. On the shark it says, “the people”. It is an homage to the poster for the movie Jaws. Drawn in Adobe Illustrator.
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Trump standing uninterested as Quint is eaten by the shark in Jaws
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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blahajshark.bsky.social
My son likes sharks. And dogs. Made this for him.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Jaws

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The Blahaj Shark in their natural habitat.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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How the average commuter feels 10+ times per week on the way to and from work.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
blahajshark.bsky.social
Made this one for the fans of #OfficeSpace.

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM