It’s Brendan again
@bjables.bsky.social
Don’t think too much. He/him
I’m pretty sure my copy of Master And Commander (2003) is at my parents house and that is upsetting to me now in this moment.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I’m pretty sure my copy of Master And Commander (2003) is at my parents house and that is upsetting to me now in this moment.
Bouillonnnnnnnnnn
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bouillonnnnnnnnnn
Cheers to a real one
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Cheers to a real one
Drinking until I wanna throw up but instead of alcohol it’s coffee
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Drinking until I wanna throw up but instead of alcohol it’s coffee
"already voted today. Cast for Monk and Tammany, by God. Twice."
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"already voted today. Cast for Monk and Tammany, by God. Twice."
“You would garnish peppermint with spearmint?”
“Call that ‘fusion.’”
“Call that ‘fusion.’”
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“You would garnish peppermint with spearmint?”
“Call that ‘fusion.’”
“Call that ‘fusion.’”
Remember (thing that still exists)?
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Remember (thing that still exists)?
As of right now the Phillies are undefeated
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As of right now the Phillies are undefeated
Bunting in the bottom of the 11th. Interesting strategy
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bunting in the bottom of the 11th. Interesting strategy
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Chef Zach is making an A-Treat black cherry cheesecake
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chef Zach is making an A-Treat black cherry cheesecake
Been at the funhouse for two minutes and got a compliment on the costume
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Been at the funhouse for two minutes and got a compliment on the costume
Reposted by It’s Brendan again
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
I wrote @cptkammyjay.bsky.social in for the last election
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I wrote @cptkammyjay.bsky.social in for the last election
2 am top of the 17th here we go
the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
2 am top of the 17th here we go
“No one complains about thyme. I’ve never heard anyone say ‘that’s too much thyme.’”
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“No one complains about thyme. I’ve never heard anyone say ‘that’s too much thyme.’”
At least I’m symmetrical.
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At least I’m symmetrical.
1) show up on time
2) keep your fukkin head down
3) keep your fukkin mouth shut.
2) keep your fukkin head down
3) keep your fukkin mouth shut.
You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
1) show up on time
2) keep your fukkin head down
3) keep your fukkin mouth shut.
2) keep your fukkin head down
3) keep your fukkin mouth shut.
Oh hey, a photo of all of my favorite dudes in the world
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh hey, a photo of all of my favorite dudes in the world
He captured Harper’s Ferry with his 19 men so true
He frightened old Virginia til she trembled through and through
That hanged him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew
And his soul goes marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
He frightened old Virginia til she trembled through and through
That hanged him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew
And his soul goes marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He captured Harper’s Ferry with his 19 men so true
He frightened old Virginia til she trembled through and through
That hanged him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew
And his soul goes marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
He frightened old Virginia til she trembled through and through
That hanged him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew
And his soul goes marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
My computer has decided to stop turning on again. It returned to me in my time of need (applying for unemployment, writing a speech) and is now resting, waiting to rise again should the need arise.
October 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My computer has decided to stop turning on again. It returned to me in my time of need (applying for unemployment, writing a speech) and is now resting, waiting to rise again should the need arise.
my heart is overflowing. what a good weekend.
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
my heart is overflowing. what a good weekend.
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mighty fine shindig
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Mighty fine shindig