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I hate social media, yet here I am.
Quintalist #455 1/5
Stephen King
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November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Quintalist #453 1/5
Elevens***
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November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Breaking: Texas A&M Board of Regents bars faculty from teaching anything other than eugenics and football.

#Satire
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Quintalist #451 1/5
Apples
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November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wordle 1,600 2/6

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November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The people on SNAP need to stop being lazy and apply for jobs that AI is being subsidized by the government to eventually take.

#Satire
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Quintalist #444 1/5
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November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.
AI’s Invasive Species
The slop is winning.
www.theatlantic.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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They aren't really targeting professors in Texas, are they?

Me:
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!

Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.

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October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Caring teachers are the real influencers.
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He speaks the truth
Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead are really just one incredibly long, bad, and boring book.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Elementary school teachers when they hear 6-7
a woman wearing glasses is holding her head and screaming for help
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is holding her head and screaming for help
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October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Quintalist #418 1/5
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October 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Quintalist #417 2/5
China***
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October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Quintalist #413 1/5
Holidays***
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October 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me on 1 October
a black and white photo of a cartoon character and his dog
ALT: a black and white photo of a cartoon character and his dog
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October 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Nothing says your faculty is under stress more than a student noting that more than one of your colleagues makes the same jokes as you do about potentially "getting fired for what I'm about to say."
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Judging by their speeches, neither Trump nor Hegseth has paid the slightest attention to how actual wars are being fought in the actual world. The “war fighting” and “lethality” they plan is inside their own country and comes from conflicts inside their own minds.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM