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Birnam
@birnamwould.bsky.social
TTRPG Nerd, Dad, Generally Lost
Having grown up in Scotland and moved to the US, I’ve realised the differences in how cute comedy industry works back home. Basically, it’s easier to have a career as a comedian without having to “make it big” with a huge headlining show, because TV panel shows are a stable source of paid work.
I do think I've observed in basically all creative fields that celebrity is dangerous, because really good craft takes time, and you just can't do it if you're doing nonstop interviews and articles and things. Like a lot of authors' second or third works feel generic/under-researched.
Put another way: at some point comedians go from laugh lines to applause lines. Problem is applause lines are easy and boring. Laugh lines are very hard. To my mind an ideal life as a writer or researcher is you do that sort of hard when you're young and a different (sustained) sort of hard later.
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m like a bird that got into your house,
I don’t know where the door is,
I just fly in a panic
nelly furtado - “i like a bird”
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I first started reading @kierongillen.bsky.social comics because of magpies. It’s good to see their return in DIE Loaded #1.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I never do stuff like this but why not?

Day 1: X-Men lineup.

Storm: leader
Kitty Pryde.
Colossus.
Forge.
Iceman.
Monet St Croix.

#NuffSaidNovemberChallenge
I've decided to host a challange for november, so here's the #NuffSaidNovemberChallange. Each day has a different team, and all you have to do is to make a roster with characters you think would be a good fit, however a character can only be used once #Marvel #Comicbooksky #Comicsky #Comicbooks
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Birthday Gift! (@zachweinersmith.bsky.social mug design)
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I know what it is. It’s the “Place” where the baby “enta’s” the mother. And the Tylenol, too. Studies have shown that.”
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born.
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So, are you allistic or tylenollistic?
September 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My version of this was arguing with my secondary school history teacher during our viking unit that the World Serpent was named Jormungandr, not “Midgard”, as the class workbook incorrectly stated. I’d been reading mythology books my entire childhood.
one of the most shocking things i remember from middle school is having to argue to a teacher that we did in fact have photography in the civil war, and that our textbooks were not showing pencil sketches. i was right of course, even proved it with sources, and got written up for it lmao
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well, I watched as much of that “announcement” as I could stomach. Pretty much all of the stupidity I expected.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Birnam
This weekend was the first festival without our dear friend Piotr, who passed away in July.

We did a tribute to him in the show, then hung this sculpture, co-forged by group members, now forever part of the festival.

GNU is a Terry Pratchett reference, meaning his name will live on.

GNU Piotr ❤️
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“I’m Benjamin Jenjamin Gremjamin. It’s Thinging Time.”
July 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Kid: “The refrigerator is a Xi/Xir.”

Me: “I thought the freezer would be a Xi/Xir.”
June 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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My father had Alzheimers when he died.

He was the complete and total basis for my sense of humor. He was my biggest influence in comedy and in everything. He was a beautiful person.

This guts me.
Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.
April 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There’s a panel in The Punisher (2018) #6 that has aged like fine wine. For context: Baron Zemo has become leader of Bagalia, an island nation set up for super-villains. This is part of a “day in the life” sequence at the start of the issue.
April 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The song for 20 minutes straight: “Ca-pybara, capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara ca-pybara…”

My kid: “what’s this song called?”

I WONDER
January 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My 5 y/0: “The only Star Wars character I like is Lady Freya.”
December 7, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Sgian dubh or sgian don’t. There is no try.
December 3, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Happy St Andrew’s Day.
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 28, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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King: finally!
King: i'm free of twitter!
King: free of the shackles of
King: dad jokes are legal again!
November 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Ran out of there so fast, I didn’t even check who I used to follow.
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 PM