"YoU nEvEr ToUcH mE aNyMoRe"
You're right dude, and I won't be! Why not go and hit up the hundreds of women you've been entertaining for the past decade? They can have you!
"YoU nEvEr ToUcH mE aNyMoRe"
You're right dude, and I won't be! Why not go and hit up the hundreds of women you've been entertaining for the past decade? They can have you!
When you are asleep.
You are small, but growing,
So these memories she'll keep
With her so at any time,
She can see your perfect face;
Because your mommy loves you,
And you are her happy place.
When you are asleep.
You are small, but growing,
So these memories she'll keep
With her so at any time,
She can see your perfect face;
Because your mommy loves you,
And you are her happy place.
Imagine losing access to all of that just for the rush of some fleeting, shallow validation thru infidelities.
What a fumble.
Imagine losing access to all of that just for the rush of some fleeting, shallow validation thru infidelities.
What a fumble.
I'm in a t-shirt dress.
After 20 years in this state, I feel like I can finally call myself an Oregonian now.
I'm in a t-shirt dress.
After 20 years in this state, I feel like I can finally call myself an Oregonian now.
Idk what it is, but it still gets me, man.
Idk what it is, but it still gets me, man.
F ollow Star Trek
U nite for a better future
C reate Star Trek memes
K lingons are awesome!
I nfinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
C offee is the finest organic suspension ever devised
E ngage!
F ollow Star Trek
U nite for a better future
C reate Star Trek memes
K lingons are awesome!
I nfinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
C offee is the finest organic suspension ever devised
E ngage!
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
First, we find a big boat.
Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
My brother in Christ, you've had like 20 emotional affairs behind my back and tried repeatedly to cheat on me when I was pregnant with your child.
Why in the everloving FUCK would I want to try to make you feel good???
My brother in Christ, you've had like 20 emotional affairs behind my back and tried repeatedly to cheat on me when I was pregnant with your child.
Why in the everloving FUCK would I want to try to make you feel good???
A stroller gets thrown across the room because the fridge isn't clean enough, your child stops smiling & stares blankly, & you think it's NORMAL???
Jfc I want OUT.
A stroller gets thrown across the room because the fridge isn't clean enough, your child stops smiling & stares blankly, & you think it's NORMAL???
Jfc I want OUT.
Parenthood is really gross.
I absolutely fucking love every disgusting bit of it.
Parenthood is really gross.
I absolutely fucking love every disgusting bit of it.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
It only leads to tearing things apart
I have no tenderness to wound there
In the gaping hole that was my heart
I am just an empty shell
A hollow bitch
Your chosen hell
I am just an empty shell
So breakable
You do it well
It only leads to tearing things apart
I have no tenderness to wound there
In the gaping hole that was my heart
I am just an empty shell
A hollow bitch
Your chosen hell
I am just an empty shell
So breakable
You do it well
Mama's still got it 😎
Mama's still got it 😎
(To be fair I am on my second period of the month so pretty much everything is making me cry, but still.)
(To be fair I am on my second period of the month so pretty much everything is making me cry, but still.)