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December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I think The Chair Company is my favorite thing I've watched in the past 5 years.
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nothing quite like a man who's been nothing short of abusive and disloyal trying to guilt you over not being intimate.

"YoU nEvEr ToUcH mE aNyMoRe"

You're right dude, and I won't be! Why not go and hit up the hundreds of women you've been entertaining for the past decade? They can have you!
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Mommy looks at pictures of you
When you are asleep.
You are small, but growing,
So these memories she'll keep
With her so at any time,
She can see your perfect face;
Because your mommy loves you,
And you are her happy place.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I am divinely guided, protected, and aligned. Abundance and light flow through me effortlessly. I have allowed myself to become the love that I have sought in others.

Imagine losing access to all of that just for the rush of some fleeting, shallow validation thru infidelities.

What a fumble.
October 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's 46°F out rn.
I'm in a t-shirt dress.
After 20 years in this state, I feel like I can finally call myself an Oregonian now.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
As a teen, I got some wisdom teeth removed. When I went home, HIGHLY medicated, my siblings were watching this weird Christian movie. When it got to this scene, I lost. My. Shit. I rewound and rewatched it like 100x, literally wet myself laughing.
Idk what it is, but it still gets me, man.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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If you comment here, PLEASE, remember the rules:

F ollow Star Trek
U nite for a better future
C reate Star Trek memes
K lingons are awesome!
I nfinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
C offee is the finest organic suspension ever devised
E ngage!
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis.

First, we find a big boat.

Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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angels walk the earth and we force them to work retail, we make them renew their driver licenses, we pulled them out of heaven and we delight in watching them try to assemble a dresser from instructions
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"YoU dOn'T dO aNyThInG tO mAkE mE fEeL lOvEd"

My brother in Christ, you've had like 20 emotional affairs behind my back and tried repeatedly to cheat on me when I was pregnant with your child.

Why in the everloving FUCK would I want to try to make you feel good???
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I will spend 18 minutes in a parking lot getting furious while navigating a mobile order app instead of going inside and interacting for my order.
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How tf does this man think he's gonna teach his son not to throw tantrums when he can't even stop his grown-ass self from throwing them?
A stroller gets thrown across the room because the fridge isn't clean enough, your child stops smiling & stares blankly, & you think it's NORMAL???
Jfc I want OUT.
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tonight, my son tried feeding me bites of his food for the very first time. And you know what? I ate those slobbery green beans, and I thanked him for every bite.
Parenthood is really gross.
I absolutely fucking love every disgusting bit of it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Finding truth no longer leads to tears
It only leads to tearing things apart
I have no tenderness to wound there
In the gaping hole that was my heart

I am just an empty shell
A hollow bitch
Your chosen hell
I am just an empty shell
So breakable
You do it well
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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what if we all went goblin mode
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today, several teenagers complimented my hair and outfit, and then a 20-year-old hit on me.

Mama's still got it 😎
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Everyone in this admin is a different type of tik tok guy. Natural cures only no medicine guy. Alpha warrior guy who hasn't been in a fight with anyone except his wife. Evil trad wife
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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“YOUR COOKING SMELLS GOOD” i yell into the neighborhood
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And then one day you suddenly live with 6 of them and wonder how in the hell you let it get to this point (and also whether or not you should get another one... just kidding. Kind of.)
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I don't even like dogs that much and this has me in tears 😭

(To be fair I am on my second period of the month so pretty much everything is making me cry, but still.)
Dog love is the best love
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The doctors are going to turn me into a giant tube of lipstick. I'm very excited, I've always wanted cosmetic surgery.
September 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM