I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

You, adorable: But a shutdown makes Biden look weak just as he leaves office!
Me, hardened with experience: Most swing voters probably think Trump is president

They wanted more good guys with guns then locked Luigi up, that doesn’t make sense

@aliciavlozano.bsky.social - this articles description of a children's game where players wear literal banana hats is diabolical, lol. I'm sure there are terrified boomers in Iowa somewhere scouring their kids video game collection for this vicious title.

jd vance going on a podcast to talk about "gr*asehead paisanos" flooding through ellis island after this shit

Osama Bin Laden killed fewer Americans than the United Healthcare CEO.

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

I wonder if Bryce Mitchell believes in Syria.

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

Where the hell did Gasly come from!?

The hardest part of @patrickwyman.bsky.social ToH prep this week - practicing "Naturhistoriska Riksmuseet" to get the pronunciation down.

The best thing about Bluesky is that I can go back to scrolling randomness for hours and not feel like a Nazi sympathizer for using the app.