Bill Stafford
@billstafford.bsky.social
b. 1971, but I sincerely hope I am not becoming the same kind of bitter old person as so many of my peers - I want to be bitter in my own unique way
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Tell your dog I said 'hi' 👋
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
September 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
I heard an old guy ranting about the state of "Country Music these days" and it led me back to this song (by @grimmreality.bsky.social and the Hangdogs), so thanks for the rant 👍 It's always a delight to revisit a classic record
youtu.be/QsSOeLI-YBs
youtu.be/QsSOeLI-YBs
Drink Yourself To Death
YouTube video by The Hangdogs - Topic
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I heard an old guy ranting about the state of "Country Music these days" and it led me back to this song (by @grimmreality.bsky.social and the Hangdogs), so thanks for the rant 👍 It's always a delight to revisit a classic record
youtu.be/QsSOeLI-YBs
youtu.be/QsSOeLI-YBs
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Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whiles, like a puff’d and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
And recks not his own rede.
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whiles, like a puff’d and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
And recks not his own rede.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whiles, like a puff’d and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
And recks not his own rede.
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whiles, like a puff’d and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
And recks not his own rede.
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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If you don't want 40 and 50 year old adult men flopping around on top of your own 15 year old kid, nut up and ditch your demagogue and protect someone ELSE'S 15 year old.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you don't want 40 and 50 year old adult men flopping around on top of your own 15 year old kid, nut up and ditch your demagogue and protect someone ELSE'S 15 year old.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf
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A police officer, after swearing on a Bible, stood in front of a courtroom and explained in great detail how hard he was hit by a Subway sandwich through his tactical vest, and we're supposed to take these chucklefucks seriously.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A police officer, after swearing on a Bible, stood in front of a courtroom and explained in great detail how hard he was hit by a Subway sandwich through his tactical vest, and we're supposed to take these chucklefucks seriously.
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.
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Do not cry havoc where you should but hunt
With modest warrant.
With modest warrant.
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do not cry havoc where you should but hunt
With modest warrant.
With modest warrant.
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Fair is foul, and foul is fair
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
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mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
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Now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on.
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on.
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on.
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on.
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If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.