Steve
@bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social
I haven’t done anything worthwhile in my entire life, but surely my posts are good?
Why are pedophiles so bad at writing emails? Not the most important thing, obviously.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why are pedophiles so bad at writing emails? Not the most important thing, obviously.
The only thing bringing me joy these days is the fact that Funko Pop might go away. And my family.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The only thing bringing me joy these days is the fact that Funko Pop might go away. And my family.
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They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.
Just going to reassert one of my deepest held beliefs: no one in the world right now, or at any point in history, hates the USA and the people in it more than Republicans.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just going to reassert one of my deepest held beliefs: no one in the world right now, or at any point in history, hates the USA and the people in it more than Republicans.
Ol’ Dick Cheney better hope hell isn’t real, because that son of bitch would be burning for eternity.
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ol’ Dick Cheney better hope hell isn’t real, because that son of bitch would be burning for eternity.
INTELLECTUAL FRANKENSTEIN: I caution you, fair villagers, for every tine of thy pitched forks that you point at me, so too doth thou point three at thine own self
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
INTELLECTUAL FRANKENSTEIN: I caution you, fair villagers, for every tine of thy pitched forks that you point at me, so too doth thou point three at thine own self
I just fucked up so bad at the self check out that I take this back
Shoppers should get a discount for doing self-checkout
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just fucked up so bad at the self check out that I take this back
Sorry to keep this discourse going, but I keep thinking about the nazi tattoo guy, and at the end of the day you just can’t have someone like that as a politician. There is plenty of room in the big tent for people who just quietly vote, but sorry, you don’t deserve to have power
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sorry to keep this discourse going, but I keep thinking about the nazi tattoo guy, and at the end of the day you just can’t have someone like that as a politician. There is plenty of room in the big tent for people who just quietly vote, but sorry, you don’t deserve to have power
It’s such a great coincidence that Julio Rodriguez is both a great baseball player and incredibly beautiful
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s such a great coincidence that Julio Rodriguez is both a great baseball player and incredibly beautiful
I love to greatly overestimate how many ice cubes I can grab at once, spilling them all over the floor and then never making a change next time I go to grab ice cubes.
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I love to greatly overestimate how many ice cubes I can grab at once, spilling them all over the floor and then never making a change next time I go to grab ice cubes.
Shoppers should get a discount for doing self-checkout
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shoppers should get a discount for doing self-checkout
I can’t be 100% but I think the in-store announcer at Fred Meyer just said something about the Sega Dreamcast
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can’t be 100% but I think the in-store announcer at Fred Meyer just said something about the Sega Dreamcast
When the game started, I felt like, if the Mariners lose I was going to kill myself. But now I want to kill the ump, so all is as it should be once more.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the game started, I felt like, if the Mariners lose I was going to kill myself. But now I want to kill the ump, so all is as it should be once more.
I put a piece of cantaloupe in a bowl covered in plastic wrap with small holes in it, in order to capture fruit flies. I just realized that they are reproducing in there. They are eating and fucking in there. I inadvertently made fruit fly Valhalla on my kitchen counter.
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I put a piece of cantaloupe in a bowl covered in plastic wrap with small holes in it, in order to capture fruit flies. I just realized that they are reproducing in there. They are eating and fucking in there. I inadvertently made fruit fly Valhalla on my kitchen counter.
At this point, every Tigers player has become my personal enemy. I hate each one with my life. The irony is that I’m also kinda feeling the same way about the Mariners for they are the true architects of my pain.
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At this point, every Tigers player has become my personal enemy. I hate each one with my life. The irony is that I’m also kinda feeling the same way about the Mariners for they are the true architects of my pain.
Love to have to prepare for potential invasion and brutalization from our own government.
Seattle Mayor signs 2 executive orders today to safeguard local control over law enforcement resources and protect immigrant communities from masked and unidentified Federal agents #DefundICE #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
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Seattle mayor to sign orders to counter federal troop deployment, ICE actions
Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell is set to sign two executive orders Wednesday morning in response to President Trump's federal immigration policies.
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October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Love to have to prepare for potential invasion and brutalization from our own government.
Alien Earth caused me to listen to an entire Tool album and now swan boy is giving me the urge to listen to Incubus. I am under constant attack from the forces of nu metal
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Alien Earth caused me to listen to an entire Tool album and now swan boy is giving me the urge to listen to Incubus. I am under constant attack from the forces of nu metal
Busy teaching my kids how to be fair weather mariners fans. You must distance yourself but savor the victories. This is how you survive being a fan of the only team to never enter the World Series. The kids are not thrilled
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Busy teaching my kids how to be fair weather mariners fans. You must distance yourself but savor the victories. This is how you survive being a fan of the only team to never enter the World Series. The kids are not thrilled
“Dads are cool,
Everyone thinks so”
☝️if only Taylor was brave enough to write this song
Everyone thinks so”
☝️if only Taylor was brave enough to write this song
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“Dads are cool,
Everyone thinks so”
☝️if only Taylor was brave enough to write this song
Everyone thinks so”
☝️if only Taylor was brave enough to write this song
As a Mariners fan, you must simply wait by the river for the bodies of your enemies to float by. There were also a lot of Mariners’ bodies in there too for a long time. Long ass time.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As a Mariners fan, you must simply wait by the river for the bodies of your enemies to float by. There were also a lot of Mariners’ bodies in there too for a long time. Long ass time.
Made a post and then immediately deleted it, because honestly, who cares?
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Made a post and then immediately deleted it, because honestly, who cares?
I bet getting raptured feels sooo good
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I bet getting raptured feels sooo good
The absolute indignity of having to see the stupidest mother fuckers in the world flap their nasty lips every day
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The absolute indignity of having to see the stupidest mother fuckers in the world flap their nasty lips every day
I found a cleaner that removes coffee stains from mugs and I diligently cleaned every mug we have. It felt so good. Yes, they will all stain again instantly but I need some little wins now and again.
September 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I found a cleaner that removes coffee stains from mugs and I diligently cleaned every mug we have. It felt so good. Yes, they will all stain again instantly but I need some little wins now and again.
My 8 year old said that they learned about memes (they pronounced it as “mims”) and described them as “jokes on the internet that aren’t funny but everyone likes them for some reason”. That’s exactly right.
September 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My 8 year old said that they learned about memes (they pronounced it as “mims”) and described them as “jokes on the internet that aren’t funny but everyone likes them for some reason”. That’s exactly right.