BigTiddyMetalGF
bigtiddymetalgf.bsky.social
BigTiddyMetalGF
@bigtiddymetalgf.bsky.social
Kink, gaming, leftist, metal, weed and overall nerd culture memes with the occasional thirst trap. 🖤
Replaying #hades to get ready for the #hades2 release. Man, do I love this game!
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#Miyazaki of the #SoulsGames is truly the ultimate sadist dom. He gives you no cues, just releases you in a world of pain. Funnels you into torment, but leaves you just enough clues on how to avoid it to make you feel like a moron for taking the hard route.
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why don't we get started and time it 🤭
Hey, if I told you to cum once for every tattoo you have, how long would it take for you to manage it?
March 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Who just singlehandedly 100%ed the #Demon'sSouls remake achievements on one character? I did! The rare drop farming nearly ended me, but I did it! Fuck yeah!
March 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The RNG gods hate me with a passion and always gave. Souls games rare drops will be the end of me.🙃
March 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reposted by BigTiddyMetalGF
Crazy how eating changes your mood from wanting to murder to commenting on how nice the sun is
March 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Being #neurospicy is honestly wild. The only way I know how to explain the taste of reheated chicken and turkey is hollow. It tastes hollow, I don't know how, I don't make the rules. All I know is I hate the taste.
March 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My ass is this big cause that's where I store my attitude. 🤭 (this pic previously got me zucced)

#kinksky #bdsm #spanked
March 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Spoiler: it did awaken something inside me

#kinksky #bdsm #kink #community
March 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Currently on a bit of a #d&d kick, so I'm reading #dragonlance before going to sleep these days. Who's your favourite character and why? (no spoilers, please, broad strokes only!
March 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
March 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
March 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
For the love of all that's unholy, stop engaging right wing talking points on this platform. Doesn't matter if they're trolling or not, just block and move on. Please don't let their paranoid rage ruin yet another platform.
March 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Petitioning to make Death's Door by Unkle Acid and the Deadbeats the official theme song for The Dark Urge (BG3)!

First chorus in first comment:
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Need someone to spit in my face and slap my tiddies around ASAP. 😩
March 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Stopped taking hormonal contraceptives for the first time since I was a young teen. As it turns out.. That shit messes with your sensitivity so bad.. and also I have a massive fvcking breeding kink. 🤭
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
"Playing as a woman ruins my immersion!" whines the incel while he's simultaneously mad that his new favourite game where he plays a literal fucking monkey didn't win GoTY. 🤦‍♀️ Ffs.
December 19, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Daily convo between brat and dom:

Me: "What do you want on your sandwich?"
Husdom: "Are you having one?"
Me: *considers a second too long*
Husdom: "You're having a sandwich."
Me: "Then why did you give me a choice?!"
Husdom: "To give you a chance to make the right choice, you bratty lil shit."
December 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
You come home from a frustrating day at work to find me like this. What do you do? 🥺🤭
December 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Sooo hubs has a kink advent calendar. Today he got a pleasure pump with a lil plastic tongue. Let me just tell you, the smile and the lil dry laugh when he opened it was.. Moistening.
Me:
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat chuckling then saying "I'm in danger".
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
To summarise how I feel about a certain CEO biting it, Motionless in White (Slaughterhouse feat. Bryan Garris from Knocked Loose) said it best:

"K1ll them all, K1ll them all, no successors,
Flip the script and press the opressors"
December 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Every single day is a cvnt punt on top of the lingering pain of the 300 something previous days of punts. I'm so tired.
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Ashamed that in the metal community the response to 'the band you're listening to is problematic for xyz reason' is typically
"So? Am I supposed to keep up with that shit?!"
Yes. Yes you are. Everything is political and if you don't agree you need to take a step back and recognize your privilege.
December 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Sub: "I want you to fuck me like Happy Tree Friends fucked the innocence out of the entire millenial generation!"
Dom/me: ".... Oh honey... No. Come here, come get a hug."

My brain at 4 am. 🙃
December 1, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Yet another pet health crisis. Will likely be MIA for a couple of days, sorry.
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM