I went on an ssri briefly a couple years ago, my insurance waited until it started working to tell me they weren't gonna cover it
February 6, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I went on an ssri briefly a couple years ago, my insurance waited until it started working to tell me they weren't gonna cover it
Nothing scares me more than babies using words to ask to breastfeed
January 31, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Nothing scares me more than babies using words to ask to breastfeed
Someone kill my boyfriend. I need to raise foster kittens and he's stopping me from my dreams
January 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Someone kill my boyfriend. I need to raise foster kittens and he's stopping me from my dreams
Honestly not fair that my boyfriend doesn't have the same sleep schedule as me. I need that bitch AWAKE
January 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Honestly not fair that my boyfriend doesn't have the same sleep schedule as me. I need that bitch AWAKE
I had a dream my employee quit last night and now he's not here for his shift
January 5, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I had a dream my employee quit last night and now he's not here for his shift
"I would've taken you as a feet girl"
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
September 17, 2023 at 2:12 PM
"I would've taken you as a feet girl"
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
You can't fuck in Heaven???
September 16, 2023 at 12:22 PM
You can't fuck in Heaven???
Bestie didn't realize iPhones are smartphones 😭
September 14, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Bestie didn't realize iPhones are smartphones 😭
Moving fucking sucks, I'm too pretty to be carrying shit
September 14, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Moving fucking sucks, I'm too pretty to be carrying shit
Every man thinks he personally could've prevented the Roman Empire from falling
September 12, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Every man thinks he personally could've prevented the Roman Empire from falling
I never realized how often men think about the Roman Empire til today
September 12, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I never realized how often men think about the Roman Empire til today
"Yeah, we broke up. I took all my vibrators to my room"
August 28, 2023 at 12:59 AM
"Yeah, we broke up. I took all my vibrators to my room"
Coffee makes me anxious so I just snort some Adderall when I need a lil energy for my day
August 22, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Coffee makes me anxious so I just snort some Adderall when I need a lil energy for my day
The Office is a straight people show
August 20, 2023 at 9:16 PM
The Office is a straight people show
Now at that age when my friends get pregnant, they wanna keep it instead of taking a tumble down the stairs with me
August 19, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Now at that age when my friends get pregnant, they wanna keep it instead of taking a tumble down the stairs with me