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BERT!
@bertmcskreeenk.bsky.social
World's first "movies guy"
The truly intuitive mind will ponder a great deal over the utility of language surrounding that of "fart" & "shit", and the gradient divide therein. Where does one end and the other begin, or rather, where does one fully transform into the other, and should there be a word for the inbetween state?
December 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I'm a highbie on redsky
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Is it weird if I saw that video of Rhea Ripley calling someone the F slur and got like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hard
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I wouldn't even know what to do with a "grand vizier" if I fucking had one
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Mixing chemicals rn. Want one of those "Resident Evil Mutation Eye" type things on my van johnson
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I think my kid wants me to feed him. These dead by daylight players aren't gonna hook themselves. One day he'll come to understand
November 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
stepped on a nail and my cry of pain sounded kinda like a weird moaning noise and now nobody around me is taking my agony and plight seriously
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by BERT!
sending a video sending a damp
of you JOing post shower
with sound dick pick (soft)
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Shit fire. Piss water or similar liquid.
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
woman asking me when I'm gonna put it in instead of just continuously beating off infront of the vagina. She doesn't know I'm going beast mode in the Other World
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Moving like this. Tell me what you #FUCKINGTHINK .
November 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I do wonder at what point both I and Madonna will simultaneously age up to where the age gap between us is no longer hot from any angle
November 17, 2024 at 8:12 AM
dildo up my ass, baby crowning thru my pussy. But anyway,
November 17, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Eradicating my inner microbiomes as is my right as a free american citizen. An inner world free of bacteria. Pearly sheening stomach just think of it
November 17, 2024 at 8:07 AM
"but they're metal this doesn't make sense" And that's what we're exploring here. The friction between material is the friction between medium. What is a "video game movie" that's what I'm really talking about at the end of the day if you read between the lines
TERMINATOR SALIVATION and the terminator has one of those fucked up looking drawn-porn mouths where all the detail goes into the anatomy of the mouth and how wet they are
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 AM
TERMINATOR SALIVATION and the terminator has one of those fucked up looking drawn-porn mouths where all the detail goes into the anatomy of the mouth and how wet they are
November 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I would let this guy hit just cuz i fw his vibe
a colorful painting with a star in the middle of it
ALT: a colorful painting with a star in the middle of it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 1:41 AM
My backshots sound like gunshots can't do nothing with nooone in an appartment setting because then its a whole Police Situation within like 2 minutes meaning I'll just barely get to have achieved orgasm. The cops know me by name now which like, You Don't Want That
November 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
"Where does all the cum and piss go" Buddy you are not the first person to ask this question and you are not the last person who will live an entire, long, beautiful life and then die still not knowing the answer. I love you.
I do jerk off a lot but you wouldn't know because I plugged the urethra shut some time ago
November 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I do jerk off a lot but you wouldn't know because I plugged the urethra shut some time ago
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
"why do you ask" because I'm hurting them on purpose rn obv
Have you ever noticed that your friends don't like when you do things that hurt them on purpose
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Have you ever noticed that your friends don't like when you do things that hurt them on purpose
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
collective action: With all our powers combined we could bring Big Plumbing to it's knees in a single hour. Pass the #RIBS
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Baked Paul and he smokes a nbunch of weed. Would probably be a pretty funny skit
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Galagy Gas fam cl;ib jupw how to thjow how to join. Siri.
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM