once again, this is true

my job is to get paid to hold in my farts, everything else is incidental

if I was a sonic character I'd be Callum the Feminist

my brother just said he thought the boy and the heron was the worst Ghibli film. not in a good place right now

GOONiverity challenge be like: Peter Norths average load size was...

Pokémon cum and Pokémon squirt

Pregnant Na'vi were hot