I would still be kicking at 47 miserable years old.

Question: If not for modern medical intervention, would you be alive today?

Ariana Grande has become my latest “skip that track” artist. I can’t be supporting such a blatant home wrecker. Nunya mans are safe. Thank u NEXT.

I’m beginning to think we do fine entertaining ourselves. Hollywood should realize this. They’ll all be out of jobs soon.

Guys. I’m really concerned about folks out west and this hurricane. Burning man is getting going and it’s already raining there. Having been through a few in NY and how devastating it can in places not hurricane prone is no joke. I hope it all works out but be prepared.

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Just when I was saying to myself and anyone who would listen, “where has Jon Hamm been?”… then this mother fucker turns up in EVERYTHING.

David Bowie and Elizabeth Taylor 1975

No no THIS is the holy trinity

Ten Movies to understand why I am the way I am:

Lost In Translation
The Life Aquatic…
Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind
Goodfellas
Wall•e
The Big Lebowski
A Single Man
The Shining
In Bruges
Apocalypse Now

Do we do floofs here?

I’ve hit that age where when I have a pain in my chest of any sort I think, “Is this it? Is this a heart attack? Oh lord here it comes”…..

Then I remember I have to take the garbage out to the curb, send an email and yell at my son to stop picking his ass.

The right has taken our flag, our social media, conspiracy theories, ufo’s, our drugs, our books, our history……crocs.

Ok I’m ok with them having crocs.

if carbo hydrate why bread dry

pirating book pdfs to read on your computer is the only thing left of the original idea of how the internet was supposed to improve our lives

I have been in perpetual state of shock but also not surprised by anything for about 7 years. It’s exhausting.