Ben Noonan
@bennoonan.bsky.social
I write a lot of dumb stuff about soccer!
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Urbanpitch.com
Subscribe at smorpassning.substack.com
RBNY 🇺🇸
Arsenal 🏴
CA Independiente 🇦🇷
Reposted by Ben Noonan
Republicans are taking away health care from 15 million Americans.
They are doubling premiums for 20 million.
Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry.
All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.
They are doubling premiums for 20 million.
Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry.
All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Republicans are taking away health care from 15 million Americans.
They are doubling premiums for 20 million.
Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry.
All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.
They are doubling premiums for 20 million.
Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry.
All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.
Reposted by Ben Noonan
Sources: The Colorado Rapids and head coach Chris Armas have mutually agreed to part ways.
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sources: The Colorado Rapids and head coach Chris Armas have mutually agreed to part ways.
Rest in Power, Captain 🫡
You made watching the Jets fun
You made watching the Jets fun
Nick Mangold, the former All-Pro center for the Jets who spent all 11 of his NFL seasons with New York, has died, the team announced on Sunday.
He was 41.
He was 41.
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Rest in Power, Captain 🫡
You made watching the Jets fun
You made watching the Jets fun
“I can’t wait to see Arsenal smash Palace!”
*sees Chris Richards*
😫
*sees Chris Richards*
😫
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“I can’t wait to see Arsenal smash Palace!”
*sees Chris Richards*
😫
*sees Chris Richards*
😫
I firmly believe that 90% of World Cup preparation is making sure your players are fit so if we wanna just keep Pulisic and Jedi on ice until June I’m alright with that #USMNT
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I firmly believe that 90% of World Cup preparation is making sure your players are fit so if we wanna just keep Pulisic and Jedi on ice until June I’m alright with that #USMNT
Living next to a college campus gives me the urge to go out and buy all these 20 year old dudes a pair of J Crew chinos
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Living next to a college campus gives me the urge to go out and buy all these 20 year old dudes a pair of J Crew chinos
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Aaaaaand MacAllister destroys our dreams 🇵🇷 😢 #PuertoRico
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Aaaaaand MacAllister destroys our dreams 🇵🇷 😢 #PuertoRico
HOLY SHIT PUERTO RICO FROM 70
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
HOLY SHIT PUERTO RICO FROM 70
The Bein Sports commentator for #ArgentinaPuertoRico is simultaneously struggling and having the best night of his life
October 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Bein Sports commentator for #ArgentinaPuertoRico is simultaneously struggling and having the best night of his life
Maxi Moralez has a Rodri-like ability to avoid getting yellow cards for obviously bookable fouls #intermiami #nycfc
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Maxi Moralez has a Rodri-like ability to avoid getting yellow cards for obviously bookable fouls #intermiami #nycfc
Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS
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A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.
And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
August 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.
And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:
@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation.
(Book is awesome, btw)
(Book is awesome, btw)
July 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation.
(Book is awesome, btw)
(Book is awesome, btw)
I don’t care about Leagues Cup EXCEPT for when it’s MLS teams I don’t care for getting clowned
July 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t care about Leagues Cup EXCEPT for when it’s MLS teams I don’t care for getting clowned
Guys what the fuck happened
July 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Guys what the fuck happened
Congrats to England on the Euros.
They have to be happy with this. They’ll never win the World Cup because the USWNT exists
They have to be happy with this. They’ll never win the World Cup because the USWNT exists
July 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Congrats to England on the Euros.
They have to be happy with this. They’ll never win the World Cup because the USWNT exists
They have to be happy with this. They’ll never win the World Cup because the USWNT exists
There is no bigger “oh, right” feeling than being reminded that Napoli won the scudetto last year
July 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There is no bigger “oh, right” feeling than being reminded that Napoli won the scudetto last year
July 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
July 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM